James and Sirius, trying to hide after a prank went awry:
*Sirius is hanging off a ledge, and James is hanging onto Sirius for dear life*
James:
Your boots are slipping.
Sirius:
Probably because there's 200 pounds of asshole hanging from them.
James:
183!
Sirius:
Whatever, fat boy.
Tell that to my silk socks.
James:
Why are you wearing silk socks?
Sirius:
Is that a joke?
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Marauders Incorrect Quotes
Non-FictionThis is really just a book full of Marauder's incorrect quotes I found on Pintetest lol This would be best among Harry Potter fans ofc, but if you wanna read and you dont know HP that's okay, you'll just be confused a lot about who certain ppl are :...
