Caboose: Sorry about calling your girl a slut...

Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY, GET IN THERE!

Tucker: (turns around to laugh) Uh-huh huh huh huh!

Church: (turns around to face Tucker's back) Tucker, are you laughing at me?

Tucker: ...No.

Suddenly a bullet hits Tucker right in the butt.

Tucker: Ahh, my ass! Who's shooting at my ass!

Y/n: (in the distance) THAT WILL COST YOU $5 CHURCH!

Church: Ah fuck, ALRIGHT! Okay, anyway who the fuck laughs like that?

Donut appears behind Church.

Donut: Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question?

Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside, I... I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you!

--Meanwhile with Y/n--

Y/n: Hey, who's that soldier in red armor down there? Can't be Sarge, he's at command, so who... Aw shit! It's the rookie! Those Fucking Bafoons! 

--Back with the Blue base--

Donut: What did I do?

Church: One...

Donut: Aw, gimme a break.

Church: TWO!

Donut: Fine!

Donut runs into the Blue's base and walks right up to Caboose.

Caboose: Wow, you got here fast!

Donut: Why is everyone so freakin' rude in this canyon?

Caboose: I'm not, sir, What can I do for you?

Donut: Finally, someone with a little respect around here.

Caboose: Yes, sir! I assume you're here because of this... (turns towards the flag)

Donut: Wait, is this all you have?

Caboose: Uh, yes sir. That's it!

Donut: Aw man, this figures. Shit. What about elbow grease?

Caboose: Uhm...

Donut: Headlight fluid?

Caboose: No. All we have is this flag.

Donut: Well, I can't go back empty-handed, I guess I'll take that.

Caboose: Sure, that makes sense, I guess.

Donut: (leaving with the flag) Man, they're gonna give me so much shit for coming back just with this stupid flag.

--Cut to Church and Tucker--

Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.

Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing.

Church: You're telling me you're not Armor Certified?

Tucker: I ca- I don't even know how to use the fucking sniper rifle. Don't you know how to drive that?

Church: No! ...Holy Crap! Who is running this army!?

Y/n: Hey guys, have you seen a rookie in standard red armor running around your base recently?

Tucker: No, sorry man. Hey, do you know how to drive the tank?

Y/n: Yeah, it was a required class to take back when I was in the ODST.

Church: Why? Don't you guys drop from orbit?

Y/n: Yea, but even we need vehicular support to get from places here and there.

Church: Noted, anyway we haven't seen anyone running around in standard-issue red around here.

Caboose: (emerging from the base) Hey! Just wanted to let you know the General stopped by and picked up the flag!

Church: (to Caboose) Yeah! Okay! Whatever, moron! (to Tucker and Y/n) Why would they give us a tank if only you could use it Y/n?...Wait a second... What did he just say?

Y/n: Seems like it's my team's rookie... Simmons and Grif better save his ass, cause I've got a job to do.

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