Caboose: Sorry about calling your girl a slut...
Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY, GET IN THERE!
Tucker: (turns around to laugh) Uh-huh huh huh huh!
Church: (turns around to face Tucker's back) Tucker, are you laughing at me?
Tucker: ...No.
Suddenly a bullet hits Tucker right in the butt.
Tucker: Ahh, my ass! Who's shooting at my ass!
Y/n: (in the distance) THAT WILL COST YOU $5 CHURCH!
Church: Ah fuck, ALRIGHT! Okay, anyway who the fuck laughs like that?
Donut appears behind Church.
Donut: Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question?
Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside, I... I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you!
--Meanwhile with Y/n--
Y/n: Hey, who's that soldier in red armor down there? Can't be Sarge, he's at command, so who... Aw shit! It's the rookie! Those Fucking Bafoons!
--Back with the Blue base--
Donut: What did I do?
Church: One...
Donut: Aw, gimme a break.
Church: TWO!
Donut: Fine!
Donut runs into the Blue's base and walks right up to Caboose.
Caboose: Wow, you got here fast!
Donut: Why is everyone so freakin' rude in this canyon?
Caboose: I'm not, sir, What can I do for you?
Donut: Finally, someone with a little respect around here.
Caboose: Yes, sir! I assume you're here because of this... (turns towards the flag)
Donut: Wait, is this all you have?
Caboose: Uh, yes sir. That's it!
Donut: Aw man, this figures. Shit. What about elbow grease?
Caboose: Uhm...
Donut: Headlight fluid?
Caboose: No. All we have is this flag.
Donut: Well, I can't go back empty-handed, I guess I'll take that.
Caboose: Sure, that makes sense, I guess.
Donut: (leaving with the flag) Man, they're gonna give me so much shit for coming back just with this stupid flag.
--Cut to Church and Tucker--
Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.
Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing.
Church: You're telling me you're not Armor Certified?
Tucker: I ca- I don't even know how to use the fucking sniper rifle. Don't you know how to drive that?
Church: No! ...Holy Crap! Who is running this army!?
Y/n: Hey guys, have you seen a rookie in standard red armor running around your base recently?
Tucker: No, sorry man. Hey, do you know how to drive the tank?
Y/n: Yeah, it was a required class to take back when I was in the ODST.
Church: Why? Don't you guys drop from orbit?
Y/n: Yea, but even we need vehicular support to get from places here and there.
Church: Noted, anyway we haven't seen anyone running around in standard-issue red around here.
Caboose: (emerging from the base) Hey! Just wanted to let you know the General stopped by and picked up the flag!
Church: (to Caboose) Yeah! Okay! Whatever, moron! (to Tucker and Y/n) Why would they give us a tank if only you could use it Y/n?...Wait a second... What did he just say?
Y/n: Seems like it's my team's rookie... Simmons and Grif better save his ass, cause I've got a job to do.
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