Donut: Absolutely!
Simmons: We need you to go to the store, and get two quarts of elbow grease, oh and see if they've got any knives, Y/n only has about 10 left.
Grif: Yeah and uh, pick up some headlight fluid for the Puma too.
Donut: The what?
Simmons: He means the Warthog.
Grif: You do know where the store is, right, Rookie?
Donut: What? Yeah, yeah of course I do. Sure, no problem.
Simmons: Well, get going then.
Donut begins to run across the base.
Grif: Another way.
Donut turns around and goes the other way.
Donut: I knew that, I just got turned around that's all.
The duo watches as Donut runs off into the Gulch.
Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?
Grif: I say... at least a week.
Donut runs through the Gulch, stops, and turns to talk to himself. (A/N: Yeah, no. Sorry bud, you're stuck with us.)
Donut: Ah! The voice is back!
(A/n: God damnn it man! You had one job, ONE JOB! And you blew it, the fourth wall repair is coming out of your paycheck buddy.)
Donut: Aw man.
Jax: Can we get back on track, please?
(A/n: How did you- You know what, don't care. Let's get back to our regularly scheduled program, Chrovos would you care to do the honors?)
Chrovos: Be my pleasure.
--Rewind, Pause, Resume--
Donut: Elbow grease... How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to their Specialist or the Sergeant.
--Cut to the Blue base--
Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said before, we can definitely pick up chicks in this thing, probably two or three chicks a piece.
Church: Oh man, listen to you. What're you gonna do with two chicks?
Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron: the more you can hook up, the better it gets. (A/n: Disclaimer: I do not advise you to take this half-a-brain advice, it will not end well.)
Tucker: Fuck off, you disembodied voice!
(A/n: Not. A. Fucking. Gain.)
Tucker: Oh yeah Bitch, we're doing this again.
Church: Tucker, do me a favor and shut up for once.
(A/n: Thank you, Chrovos, we need another rewind!)
Chrovos: Gods damn! How many times will this happen?
Caboose: Oh, it's the voices again. Hi, voices!
(A/n: Hello Caboose, nice to see you're alright, anyway Jax, a jump cut if you would.)
Jax: Done.
--Cut to Grif and Simmons at Red base--
Simmons: You think we were too mean to the kid?
Grif: Nah, he'll just wander around on the cliffs for a few hours, what's the worst that could happen?
Donut approaches Blue base.
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