The Missing Cake (a special for Violent J and Joey Jordison)

The missing cake

One day, there were two bands, slipknot and the Insane Clown Posse. There were two certain people in these bands, Joey and Violent J, they each had a birthday fairly close to each other. so they bought one cake to share. But there was already a problem, Violent J wanted to have a black and white cake but Joey wanted to have a photo of himself printed on the cake. They each disliked each other's ideas for the design of the cake so they flipped a coin, and Joey won. But J couldn't accept that, he didn't want to have a photo of a stranger on his cake. Joey laughed and ran into the store leaving J in the parking lot of a shady cake business. A few minutes later, Joey came back with the cake,
"What's that?" Violent J asked, sounding disgusted, "It's our birthday cake," Joey responded, "Let's go back to the Slipknot lounge!" he said, dragging J along with him. They then arrived at the lounge and Joey placed the table on the cake,
"Oops! My bad, Joey placed the cake on the table. "I'm going to take a shower, I haven't showered since I joined Slipknot!" Joey said as he walked away leaving J in disgust. "Disgusting, washing himself with water and soap instead of Faygo,"
' J insulted under his breath. He looked at the cake and opened the box, he stared at cake Joey uncomfortably and thought of ways to fix it. Joey's mask was black and white, reminding J of a Juggalo. Violent J had the perfect plan. April 26th, 12:30 A.M. Joey woke up, he was in the bathtub still and he looked like a raisin. He immediately ran back to the kitchen to make sure that his cake was safe but as he looked at it, he screamed in horror. Paul heard his screams and he looked at the cake, "Oh my, I didn't know you were a Juggalo," he said looking at the dark chocolate face paint that was on cake Joey's face. "No! It looks hideous!" Joey lashed out and ran away into Violent J's house.

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"What did you do to my cake?" Joey asked hysterically, sounding like he was on the edge of insanity while standing on top of J's Faygo-themed bed. "Uh, it's 12 in the mornin-" J paused, "Oh, right. I mean it does look better, your mask is kind of bad looking." he said and went back to sleep leaving Joey with cake juggalo Joey. Meanwhile, Paul looked at the cake, tempted to eat it. Paul laid his finger on cake juggalo Joey's eye but Joey appeared behind him. "What are you doing?" Joey asked,
"Look, I didn't get the chance to eat a cake of myself on my birthday, okay?" Paul explained making Joey question him, "And in fact, no one even said anything to me on my birthday, my only present was knowing that I had two other birthdays to attend to." J's birthday?" Joey interrupted, Paul nodded, "Do you know about the biggest cake in the world? We could make money from selling it!" he said excitedly. Joey groaned, "We're actually saving money by buying just one cake, me and J flipped a coin and I won." "So J has to eat a cake with a photo printed of you on it?" Paul questioned, Joey nodded. Just then, Joey and Paul heard voices."I will eat you if you even lay a finger on me," they heard the cake growl. "I think cake juggalo Joey is having a bad time, we should go before it eats us," Paul suggested then ran away leaving Joey behind. In the later morning, Violent J awoke and he immediately ran over to the Slipknot lounge to check on the cake. When J entered the building, he saw Joey sitting on the floor with cake almost everywhere. "What happened?" J asked, Joey trembled, "The cake." he spoke. Violent J walked over to the cake while holding a kitchen knife, he peered over and saw that cake juggalo Joey had an evil grin on it. J cut the cake in half and licked one side with his Faygo-filled breath. Joey screamed. J turned around expecting that the cake was Joey's voodoo doll, "Are you possessed?" he asked, but Joey just smiled while holding a present that was 5x bigger than him. Suddenly, Shawn snuck his way inside the lounge and stole Joey's present. Now Joey's smile turned upside down. Violent J looked back at the cake, it looked enraged.
I screamed and jumped back. "Joey, I think that our cake is possessed!" he shrieked. Then suddenly, Shaggy2Dope appeared behind J, "You called me?" he asked, "No, I was talking to the other Joey," J explained as his voice trailed off. "So what about the cake being possessed?" Shaggy asked, "Well, it all started one fateful day when I lost a coin flip," J began to explain but Shaggy shut him down. Then all of a sudden, Sid jumped on the table and grabbed the cake, "Sid! That's my cake!" Joey yelled and tried running after him but Violent J stopped him, "It's our cake!" he argued. "Dude, it has a photo of me on it, it's mine!" Joey and J began to argue over the cake while Shaggy stood there not knowing what to do. Sid sat upside down on the ceiling like Franky the spider would. He smelled the cake then all of a sudden it spoke to him, "I will eat you, stay away!" Sid fell onto the floor, startled at what he heard. Then Paul and Corey walked into the room where it happened. "Sid, you stole a cake," Paul said, Sid nodded happily,
"I don't think that you should be eating that, it's dangerous," Paul expressed his concerns. Paul took off his coat and hung it on what he thought was the coat hanger. "Good morning.," Chris greeted, startling Paul. "Why are you here?" Paul questioned, Chris shrugged and looked at the cake. "Don't eat me, or you will regret it," the cake threatened in a raspy voice. "Can someone shut that cake up?" Chris asked unamused. "Woah, did that cake just speak?" Corey asked in awe, "Cool! That's sick," Corey then looked for the drummer and lead guitarist to start the song but they weren't in the room. Joey was probably still fighting over the cake and Mick was probably encouraging Jim to quit being a tree. Corey picked up the cake and it spoke, "Wear masks," it said inspiring Corey. "But don't we already wear masks?" Sid asked, Corey shushed him. "Corey, just stop messing with the cake, please.," Paul begged, but Corey simply said "No." Meanwhile, three specific people were still arguing. "Just change your nickname before I take legal action!" Joey warned,
"Your name isn't even Joey!" Shaggy yelled back, "Well yours isn't either!" Joey defended, "Yea, well my name actually makes sense."
Paul walked in with the cake in his hand, "Can we please stop arguing? We have a bigger problem," he said, "A bigger problem?" Joey scoffed, "That bigger problem is that my cake was taken by an alien and these two are arguing with me for custody of my cake!" Paul set the cake on the table, "Well, the bigger problem is that the cake is haunted." Violent J laughed, "Haunted? Can we still take a bite?" Paul shook his head seriously, "No, we can't eat he cake because it will possess you." he explained but the others didn't believe him.

"I'll try for myself," Joey said and walked over to the cake. "Joey, no!" Paul yelled but it was too late. Joey had grabbed part of the cake with his hand and he shoved it into his mouth ignoring the cake's yells and shouts. Sid was recording the entire thing while Mick randomly appeared with candles. "You didn't even blow out the candles," Mick said in a low voice. Joey laughed but then stopped,
"Oh no, run!" Paul shouted and ran away as Joey was possessed by the cake. Paul ran to the store to buy something hoping that it would work. He grabbed all of the ice cream in the store and then teleported back to the scene. Paul held the cake's worst enemy in his hands, ice cream. He opened the lids to the ice cream and it shot out onto the cake. Joey was still possessed by the cake so he quickly attacked the ice cream coming his way. The others just watched as their possessed friend rolled on the floor covered in ice cream. Corey turned to Paul, "So I know that it's your birthday soon, and I-" Paul cut him off, "My birthday?" Paul repeated with anger in his voice. "Yea, your birthday on May 8th," Corey said,
"Paul slammed his fist on the table, "May 8th?" he yelled with confusion in his voice, Corey nodded. "My birthday is not on May 8th!" Paul explained, Corey and the others stared at him dumbfounded, "Oh," Corey uttered in shock and in shame,'
"When is it then?" "Aprill" Paul shouted, "Eighth." Joey fell even deeper on the floor, the ice cream was winning. And then, the cake left Joey's soul and retreated into a different dimension. Joey stood up, "Why am I covered in cake and ice cream?" he asked, "And where is my cake?" "Oh don't worry about it," Corey winked. "Lordy, lordy, look who's forty," Jim said as he crouched into the room. "What about my cake? Will we eat ice cream instead?"
Violent J asked concerned, Paul shrugged. But everyone wondered where the cake had run off to, then they looked at Craig expecting him to be eating the cake. "Craig?" Joey confronted with J by his side, "Where's the cake?" Craig shrugged. This time was different, Craig didn't eat the cake. The cake had traveled into a different reality and into the hands of a teacher who bought it for her own birthday. Who was that woman? She went by the name of COPYRIGHT CLAIMED. The end. The moral of the story is don't steal real-life people to add to your odd fan fiction stories, or else get copyright claimed.