💜 2 - hell 💜

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pidgeot: real

spacedad: Aghhhh

CorantheMustacheMan: Paladins, youre supposed to be asleep! 😴😴😴 The clock reads 6 vargas and 47 doboshes!

SeñorLancelot: u dont have 2 type the whole thing out evry time mr coran u can js say 06:47

CorantheMustacheMan: Oh, good idea! I forgot I could do that 😱😱

SeñorLancelot: yeahhhh B)

PrincessAllura: Paladins, go to sleep. Now. We have lots ahead of us.

SeñorLancelot: wtf whtevrrr pero no estoy cansado y no poderé descansarse .

PrincessAllura: What language is that?

SeñorLancelot: spanish

PrincessAllura: Oh. You'll have to teach me some time!

SeñorLancelot: Maybe .

spacedad: Everyone state why youre awake right now. I'm curious. I fucked up my sleep schedule

pidgeot: blue light exposure

Chefhunk: thoughts :,)

SeñorLancelot: im too cool 4 sleep B)

CorantheMustacheMan: You guys waking me up!

PrincessAllura: Same.

keef: Anxiety

pidgeot: that's depressing.

spacedad: So we all just stayed up until 7am without sleeping (- allura and coran)

Chefhunk: yea :'D

keef: This shit sucks ass I wish there was some sort of space melatonin

SeñorLancelot: L cant imagine :)

keef: Kys.

CorantheMustacheMan: What is a kys????

keef: Uhhhhh
keef: Keep yourself safe!

CorantheMustacheMan: Oohh okay then. 👌👌
CorantheMustacheMan: Why is there an emoji for the first, second, and third fingers but not fourth or fifth? 👍☝️🖕
CorantheMustacheMan: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

pidgeot: IM CRYINGH

Chefhunk: NOOOOO WE DO NOT USE THAT EMOJI UNLESS YOURE SPEAKING IN AN IMPOLITE MANNER! T^T

pidgeot: it means "fuck you"

CorantheMustacheMan: How is it bad then?? If it means "fuck you"??? I'm telling you all how much I love you! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

SeñorLancelot: WHO TAUGHT CORAN THE MIDDLE FINGER LMFAO
SeñorLancelot: HELPME

spacedad: Why are you all doing this.

pidgeot: listen its funny and youre boring no offense i still ly space father

spacedad: How come you all call me the boring one when its clearly keith

keef: WOW I am truly offended. MY OWN BROTHER BETRAYING ME

spacedad: Sorry man lol

keef: Bitch

spacedad: LANGUAGE

keef: I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP ON THAT.

spacedad: It only applies to you

keef: Youre so homophobic to me.

spacedad: I am literally gay.

keef: HOMOSEXUALS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC TOO

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 21, 2023 ⏰

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