💫💜 voltron group chat! 💜💫

💜 1 - TEAM VOLTRON 💜

SeñorLancelot created a chat.
SeñorLancelot added KeithKogane, pidgeot, Chefhunk, Shiro, PrincessAllura, and CorantheMustacheMan.
SeñorLancelot changed the chat name to TEAM VOLTRON.

SeñorLancelot: heyy guys ;)

pidgeot: ew

SeñorLancelot: ur so RUDE! i cannot believe this.

Shiro: Why did you make a group chat? We're literally in the same building

SeñorLancelot: u cant be the one asking questions when ur username looks like THAT?!?!?!?! ur so basic ive nevr seen anyth more basicer than that.

Shiro: No it isn't?

SeñorLancelot: yes tf it is

KeithKogane: Wtf is this

SeñorLancelot: point taken . mullet what the f

Chefhunk: HII EVEYONE!!!!!! <<333

pidgeot: you fucking angel we love you

Chefhunk: ILYT PIDGEEE :]

Shiro: Hey, language young...non binary????

pidgeot: A for effort. youre such a space dad

Shiro: Oh. I have an idea now

Shiro changed their name to spacedad.

SeñorLancelot: YASSSS KING Now ur not as dry as mullet

spacedad: I was never as dry as Keith.

KeithKogane: Wow ok mf

spacedad: Excuse me???

KeithKogane: Mb

SeñorLancelot: i never thought a gayass bitch could b so dry

spacedad: LANGUAGE.

PrincessAllura: Greetings, Paladins. I'm still getting a hang of this "phone" thing.
PrincessAllura: Can someone explain to me what a "wtf" is?

KeithKogane: It stands for "wobbly tarantula fangs" on Earth

pidgeot: LMAO

spacedad: Sigh.

PrincessAllura: Is that some sort of exclamation? Also, what is a tarantula?

SeñorLancelot: sum 8 legged hairy creature w a bunch of eyes and fangs and theyre EVIL and EAT PEOPLE

PrincessAllura: Why, that sounds horrible!

pidgeot: no they dont hes just messing with you, theyre just some big hairy arachnids

PrincessAllura: Oh.

CorantheMustacheMan: HELLO PALADINS!

Chefhunk: HELLO, CORAN! :DDD

KeithKogane: Hunk ily but can you only speak in caps

Chefhunk: NO I can speak in lowercase.... :(

SeñorLancelot: quiero hablar en español. lo haré ahora !

spacedad: ...What?

SeñorLancelot: ayyy dios mío. no puedo esperar a molestaros :)))

pidgeot: jajaja....soy IMPARABLE tengo un PROGRAMA DE TRADUCCIÓN

SeñorLancelot: BITCH U RUINED MY MASTER PLAN

pidgeot: i have a better master plan...

spacedad: I feel like my entire purpose here is to tell you guys language.
spacedad: LANGUAGE

KeithKogane changed their name to IamMadlyInLoveWithLanceMcClain.

IamMadlyInLoveWithLanceMcClain: I DIDNT FUCKING DO THAT WHAT THE HELL
IamMadlyInLoveWithLanceMcClain: PIDGE IHY

Chefhunk: ....he's not denying it....

SeñorLancelot: ily 2 bbg

IamMadlyInLoveWithLanceMcClain changed their name to boykisser54321.

boykisser54321: SHUT THE FUCK UP
boykisser54321: I AM NOT MADLY IN LOVE WITH LANCE MCCLAIN
boykisser54321: INACCURATE.

Chefhunk: i can hear pidge cackling in his room with lance XD

boykisser54321 changed their name to IVECOMETOMAKEANANNOUNCEMENTSHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGISABITCHASSMOTHERFUCKERhePISSEDONMYFUCKINGWIFEthatsrighthetookhisHEDGEHOGfuckingQUILLYDICKOUTandhePISSEDonmyFUCKINGWI

IVECOMETOMAKEANANNOUNCEMENTSHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGISABITCHASSMOTHERFUCKERhePISSEDONMYFUCKINGWIFEthatsrighthetookhisHEDGEHOGfuckingQUILLYDICKOUTandhePISSEDonmyFUCKINGWI: WTAF

Chefhunk: the character limit got to them

IVECOMETOMAKEANANNOUNCEMENTSHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGISABITCHASSMOTHERFUCKERhePISSEDONMYFUCKINGWIFEthatsrighthetookhisHEDGEHOGfuckingQUILLYDICKOUTandhePISSEDonmyFUCKINGWI changed their name to Klance4Eva

Klance4Eva: WHAT THE HELL

Klance4Eva changed their name to keef.

keef: Good enough i give up

pidgeot: I CANR BREAHTE

keef: I literally hate you so much

SeñorLancelot: we all know u love us u stupid bitch

spacedad: LA NGUAGE.

PrincessAllura: What is a "fuck"? And a "bitch"? And a "dick"?

spacedad: They're all cuss words

CorantheMustacheMan: What in the quiznak is a cuss word!

pidgeot: it's a word you use when you care about someone on earth. like if you wanted to say "i love you" another way is "fuck you"

PrincessAllura: Oh! How sweet! Fuck you all!

SeñorLancelot: IM CRYING

spacedad: PIDGE.

CorantheMustacheMan: What are these silly little faces I found 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Chefhunk: those are emojis! they convey emotions in messages :)

CorantheMustacheMan: Ooh! Cool 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I like this one it's rainbow what emotion is this supposed to be

pidgeot: gay

keef: That is so real of you
keef: LANCE YOU BITCH

SeñorLancelot: I TOOK HIS HEADPHONESAND HES LISTENING 2 CLASSICAL MUSIC. HOLY SHIT IT JUST ENDED AND STARTED PLAYING DEFTONES LMFAOOOO Emo ass bitch
SeñorLancelot: Jdksjjwdhjsweiiwiwieiiwwjksjsjdhfjjdjdjffjdjdjdjdskskskks
SeñorLancelot: akskskwjdkjiwoeiepñañañqppqpññññññaññññslsll

spacedad: ????

SeñorLancelot: since hes not giving me my headphones he doesnt get his phone. fuck you lance

PrincessAllura: I never knew you felt that way about Lance! Shall we have a party?

SeñorLancelot: WAIT WHAT
SeñorLancelot: PIDGEEEEE I hate you so much
SeñorLancelot: KSÑSKÑSLAÑÑÑÑÑ
SeñorLancelot: bruj i got my phone back! bonuses of having siblings is that you can easily take sth from some1 who doesnt :) also keith is short soo

Chefhunk: lance keith is in love with you :>

SeñorLancelot: WHAT??????

keef: NO IM NOT.

SeñorLancelot: eww i would nevr date him hes emo

keef: Wow

spacedad: I hate this someone get me out of here.

Chefhunk: once youre here you cant get out . :3