Today story we start somewhere in church where two exorcists talk with the Preist of this church
Preist : Irina , Xenovia good to see you two
Irina : father , is something wrong
Xenovia : we already got a mission to retrieve Excaliburs , it's something happen
Preist : yes you two going to Kuoh early not becouse of the Excaliburs but becouse of someone who traspass to heaven, one day a random angel show up in my church and start spitting rumors about this
Xenovia : Devils ?
Irina : Fallen Angels ?
Preist : nope , a human who somehow teleported himself to heaven three time, especially that he is a sinner who did a lot of crazy and deadly deeds
Xenovia and Irina : * GASP *
Preist : i want you to capture him and bring to justice, you can use voilance if nesesery
Xenovia : how is this even possible
Irina : he have to be some kind of magician
Xenovia : don,t worry father we going to bring him here and he will be punished for his crimes
Preist : thank you two , god bless you
Two exorcists preys and leave the church , some times later we can see both of them make it to kuoh
Irina : do you have pictures of this guy
Xenovia : yes i have , he will be easy to find , plumber dressing in red with stupid mustache
Irina : we can also visit my childhood friend
Xenovia : that too , now where to find this...
Then they both hear someone singing a wierd song , they see thier target dance walking in the wierd way
Mario : 🎶 Don,t eat Ass in the Halls 🎶 Don,t eat Ass in the Halls 🎶
Irina : is that him ?
Xenovia : yup , it's him
Mario : 🎶 Don,t eat Ass in the Halls...
Irina : excuse me ?
Mario stop singing and break his neck turning to them
Mario : Hello * waves to them *
Both excorcists where catch of guard becouse of this
Irina : DID YOU JUST BREAK YOUR NECK
Mario : this happen all the time , don,t worry
He rip his own head and place it back to his neck , after Irina saw this she fainted meanwhile Xenovia jaw dropped , then she pulled her Excalibur
Xenovia : who in the name of Jesus are you , you should be dead after this stunn
Mario : IM YOUR PAPA
Xenovia : don,t mess with me you psycho , look what you did to poor Irina 😡
Mario : i don,t give a FUCK
The blue exorcist have enough of his shit and charged at him with her sword impaling him
Mario : oooooh~
Xenovia : ...
Mario : it's tickles
Xenovia : ARE YOY IMORTAL OR SOMETHING !!!
Mario : i have the power of gods and spaghetti on my side AAAAAAAAAA
He pulled the sword out of his chest and use it like a butt scratcher
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Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )
FanfictionThis is my new Shit post story , this time i use lovable force of nature Mario from Smg4 universe and see how the world of supernatural deal with the most dangerous and unpridictible fat man i don,t own Mario , Smg4 and Highschool DxD