noa: they told me I'd never be good at poetry bc I'm dyslexic noa: but so far I've made 2 jugs, a vase and a kendall noa: i think in my onion they're pretty impressive
jino: I'm not even going to bother myself atp
noa: couldve just left a sample computation 🙄
jaan: a sample WHAT
solon: he probably meant a simple compliment yall
jakah: illeterates got each other's back
shion: LMFAO KDKAKKAKDJA
solon: stfu yall are jealous of my unbeatable skills
sooha: the only thing that i get from that is noa is writing a dyslexic poem on kendall w onions?
jino: how do you even do that-
heli: maybe god will stop sending me stupid people when I send one back to him.
sooha: 🚗💨
jaan: 🤡📸
jakah: well deserved and well served.
shion: LMAOOOICHOKEDDDJA
solon: 👩✋ wig snatched
jino: 🕳️🚴 I'm out
noa: 😃🕶️👌 noa: anyways-
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noa: its actually 397 but seems like this person failed math
jino: that isn't even close??
noa: frr
jaan: french revolution returns?
jakah: jaan be for real right now
shion: HDJSJSJXJKSLOLLL
solon: THATS IT IVE LOST MY PATIENCE W THSI GUYNOW solon: IM GETTING MYSWORD
shion: GLFIGHTMELOSER
heli: it's bite me but who's paying attention.
jaan: you just want attention
jino: you got me looking for attentiooonnnnnn
noa: do u guys think the dryer and the washer are actually friends or just co-workers
solon: they're married solon: the stove and the refrigerator are divorced
jaan: aren't they like salt and pepper tho
jino: idk but how do they know like an animal is extinct?? jino: like they searched everywhere??
noa: frr tho noa: they could be hibernating or something yk
jaan: you're talking about grizzlies?
solon: wait only they hibernate? solon: cuz i was fr planning on doing that for like some 6 months
shion: i like the sound of that shion: DO IT
solon: I WOULD LOVE THW SOUND OF UR SCRWMAS WHEN I STBA YOU IN YOR SLEPP
noa: stba? is it like some sort of short form or-
jakah: It's a solon word. That's it.
jaan: makes more sense
noa: anywasss noa: why did humans have to invent things like schools, jobs and colleges, we could've just vibed but guess not
sooha: wait fr tho sooha: WE STAB THIS LEGEND sooha: STAN* WTH LMAO
noa: ill pretend ur autocorrect wasn't planning on doing me that dirty 💀
heli: because industrialization happened and that created capitalism, divisions of labour and inequalities.
solon: and ill pretend that ive got it all solon: YES HELI YOURE ABSOLUTELY RIGJT
jakah: illeterate morons. jakah: vibing is more of a vibe when things are not vibey sometimes.
jaan: wise wordsss
sooha: ngl i was fine w picking up berries
solon: k but do u think id be picking up berries w these ethereal hands of mine?
jaan: you'd probably have to hunt pigs w those eTheReAl hAnDs of yours
jino: ANYTHING BUT PIGS
shion: LMFAOOOJSJSKAMAKA shion: SOLON WOULD DEFINITELY BE A GOOD PIGLET shion: PIGLER* LNFAO😭
jakah: I don't even want to read these texts anymore.
jino: PIGLET 💀
jaan: ok but whats a PIGLER
solon: ALING W THE FIGS ID LOVE TO HUNT SHION solon: PIGS*
heli: you guys text with an unending amount of unfiltered rage that I'm convinced even your autocorrect has given up on your anger issues.
sooha: I'm never making illeterate puns infront of heli
heli: that'd be a great help. heli: thank you very much.
noa: thats not funny 😭
shion: who said it was
solon: LMAOOSKSKSKIAOA
jino: solon isn't normal
jaan: (real)
jakah: everyone knows that at the first glance.
solon: alr but what if instead of texts i keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
jakah: ain't nobody trying it out-
noa: gucci semicircular tuna tuna tune yeyeas gucci longboarding the entire fbi agency on aging process of getting quality works and what happens next to me on monday
jino: ladies and gentlemen and vampires, the new single by nicki minaj (probably)
jaan: I QUACKED LIKE AN EAGLE
shion: I BARKED LILE A WHALE
jakah: I'm in urgent need of bleach at the moment.
sooha: SEND HELP WHAT
heli: I don't think you guys are even immortal at this rate.
noa: those western songs be like that fr
solon: zimzalabim is better tbh
jakah: you guys need to get a grip.
solon: throwing handles at ppl who need to get a grip
noa: throwing refrigerators at ppl who need to chill
jaan: throwing straws at ppl who need to suck it up
shion: throwing scissors at ppl who need to cut it out
jino: throwing lamps at ppl who need to lighten up
sooha: throwing knives at ppl who need to be stabbed
heli: throwing people because they need to die.
jakah: heli I suggest we cut off the wi-fi.
heli: you're brilliant jakah.
noa: ONE LAST PUN PLS- noa: if you ship two professors is it a scholarship? (message not delivered!) noa: I WAS SO PROUD WTH 😭 (message not delivered!)
