Deez Nuts: W Rizz

[03] solon, the talk of the town

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solon: jsyk im the finest man alive (talk of the town FR)

jaan: its 4 in the morning
jaan: and seems like I've already started it bad

shion: LMAO UGLY

solon: k.

noa: he's mad lol

jakah: who tf switched on my notifications

jino: I'm not blaming but-
jino: heli can teleport.

heli: how offensive.

solon: i diamond attenshion
solon: DEMAND ATTENTION* WTH

jaan: be honest solom, did u even graduate kindergarten?

shion: LMAOJDSISKKSKSKSKS

solon: honesty isn't my best policy jam

noa: JAM 😭

heli: he's getting fine w these.

solon: i really apricot u for the compliment heli
solon: but can u like say something about my handsome side profile

noa: APRICOT 😭

jino: he meant appreciate heli

shion: ILLITERATE AJSJKS

solon: shion stfu b4 i kick ur ass

heli: it'll be appreciated if we speak w sensible and appropriate language, solon.

jaan: AND WHAT ABOUT THE DISRESPECT I GET?

jakah: WHAT ABOUT DISOWNING ME?

jino: WHAT ABOUT MY SALARY FOR EDUCATING UR SON AND SOLON W GRAMMAR?

noa: WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN ME TO BOWLING?

shion: WHAT ABT MY PERSONAL BODYGUARDS TO PROTECT ME FROM SOLON?

solon: WHAT ABOUT MY SELF ESTEEM DYING BC OF UR HOMEIS?

heli: shion stfu b4 solon kicks ur ass.

solon: oH.
solon: nvm-

solon: DAMN HELI I LOVE YOU

noa: jaan send my money
noa: MY SHIP IS SAILING