Oops! It's Anonymous

It's Annoying When...

• There's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found.

• You buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer.

• There's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit.

• You're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out.

• You tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.

• Someone says,"well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.

• You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around.

• You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

• The dog in your neighbourhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

• The power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.

• The elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.

• You almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.

-Anonymously from Mouthpiece.