(F/N): I told you. No one's home
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Connie: Reiner's sniffing letters again
Reiner: You don't understand. Her handwriting is just that beautiful
(F/N): Okay buddy
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Jean: Im going to teach a course on how to get girls
(F/N): But you have no idea how to do that
(F/N): That would be like social media influencers' boxing
Jean: Yeah. That would be ridiculous
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Mikasa: I never thanked you for saving me all those years ago
Eren: And you'll never have to
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(F/N): SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN!
Connie: SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN!
Sasha: SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN!
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Jean: Which one of the girls do you like the most?
Mikasa: Yeah, which?
Jean: WHOA! Where'd you come from!?
(F/N): Wow. Cause she's asian?
(F/N): wow Jean...wow
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Armin: You're dieting, right?
Armin: What can you eat now?
(F/N):... less
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Jean: Why do you always have to act so childish
Jean: We're in the military!
Jean: You need to act mature
Levi: nerd
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Historia: I'm over this queen stuff. Im exhausted
(F/N): heavy is the head that wears the crown
(F/N): or in Jean's case, heavy is his head
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Reiner: I'm a warrior!
Reiner: I mean solider!
Reiner: No, no, I mean warrior!
Reiner: And I hate Marley!
Reiner: Eldia*
Reiner: We have to save Eren!
Reiner: I mean kill Eren!
Reiner: Maybe Eren should kill me?
Reiner: No I have to kill Eren I think
(F/N): Can you stop switching up on us...
(F/N): FOR F I V E M I N U T E S!
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Gabi: heads will roll
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Levi: I should have killed you back in shiganshina
Reiner: yes
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(F/N): Salutations, my dear friend.
Armin: What?
(F/N): How do you fare on this glorious day?
Armin: Why is your grammer correct? What's happening?
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(F/N): You know what sucks
Annie: You, hopefully
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Connie: Right, here, crash course on how to pull women
(F/N): You sure you're the expert I apparently need
Connie: Absolutely
Connie: Woman #1 Mikasa
Connie: Start a conversation by saying knee how
(F/N): What
Connie: knee how
(F/N): Am I supposed to ask how her knee is?
Connie: No you buffoon. Knee how is asian for hello
Connie: come on man
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Levi: You know what's hard?
Eren: Hmmm. What's that
Levi: Retaking Wall Maria. Shit was no joke
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Floch: Join the Jeagerists! 🔥🔥🗣🗣
(F/N): Get a haircut 💯💯
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Bertoldt: Armin done took my life my titan and my girl
Bertoldt: Can't have shit in Paradis
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 44: Can't Have Shit In Paradis
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