(F/N): Surprise
Armin: That's not a-
Levi: Excellent choice
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(F/N): Why are there so many scratches around your phone charger port?
Eren: cause it's dark in the basmen-
Connie: Oh my god he's an alcoholic
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Jean: Your a-
(F/N): *you're
Jean: Ah thanks
Jean: You're a bitch
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Connie: you come here often?
(F/N): we live together
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War Hammer Titan *exists*
Eren: Ohh, don't mind if I do
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Reiner: How many girls like you?
(F/N): none
Literally God himself: cap
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Eren: Okay. She's a 10 but she wears a ridiculous amount of make up
(F/N): Nah that ain't for me
Connie: My turn! My turn!
Connie: She's a 10 but she turns 11 tomorrow
Eren:... bros a little confused
(F/N): bro belongs in jail
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Jean: You're going to ignore all the signs the girls like you, aren't you?
(F/N): This is the way
Jean: but WHY!?
(F/N): I have spoken
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Levi: I'd love to get a taste of whoever made you
Eren: eh. He could have done with some salt
Smiling titan: I concur
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(F/N): Well...
(F/N): Christa
(F/N): if that really is your name
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Eren: How did you afford a PS5!?
(F/N): Our common life expectancy is like less than 20
(F/N): so I was like, what the heck? Who needs a savings account
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Levi: What are you doing?
(F/N): If you don't mind, I'll be asking the questions
Levi: I do mind
(F/N): I apologise
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(F/N): No one's home rn
Historia: I'm on my way!
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Historia: Hey. I'm here. Let me in
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 44: Can't Have Shit In Paradis
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