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Steven nomming on a pear:


You: Ya eating a pear right there?


Steven: yeah.. it's really nice-


You: It's funny how it's named that when there's only one of em.. get it cuz pair?


Steven:


Marc: CAN WE NOT HAVE JUST ONE. NORMAL. DAY?!


~

~At a party~


You pouring something in the punch:

Hours later~

Steven: Woah, everyone is wasted! What did you put in the punch?

You: Rat poison.. basically.

Steven spitting it out: WHAT?!

You: It was the only thing around *shrugs, leaves*

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