Steven nomming on a pear:
You: Ya eating a pear right there?
Steven: yeah.. it's really nice-
You: It's funny how it's named that when there's only one of em.. get it cuz pair?
Steven:
Marc: CAN WE NOT HAVE JUST ONE. NORMAL. DAY?!
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~At a party~
You pouring something in the punch:
Hours later~
Steven: Woah, everyone is wasted! What did you put in the punch?
You: Rat poison.. basically.
Steven spitting it out: WHAT?!
You: It was the only thing around *shrugs, leaves*
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Moon Knight Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy am I like this- So much fucking chaos has some links to my other book--- also som daredevil incorrect quotes too :)