Moon Knight Incorrect Quotes

#197 - #200 (halloween special)

Y'all are drunk:

Steven: So.. what even is the back of a bike called?

You: ...A unicycle?

Khonshu: No, penny farthing?

Layla: I feel like I shouldn't have been left on sober duty today-

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#198

Khonshu once telling you never to sleep with any of his previous avatars:

You to Khonshu a few weeks later: HAHHAHAHAH MERRY CHRISTMAS, I FUCKED EM ALL!

Marc and Harrow winking in the background:

Khonshu rubbing his hand down his face exasperatedly:

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#199

You choking:

Khonshu: Oh, choking already? Your mouth isn't even stretched around my length, darling~

You still choking:

Khonshu starting to worry: Okay.. um, you're scaring me, are you alright, little human?

You spitting it out in your hand: Ohhhh it was the nail polish... 

Khonshu staring at the piece of globulus, hardened nail polish in your fingertips: Well, I can hardly compete with that!

Marc: 

Marc: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, Y/N?!

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#200 - Halloween Spesh

Marc: So, what was Y/N supposed to be coming as again?

Steven: Oh, I can't remember... I think she said a mummy-

You bashing down the door: Hey, bitches~ I mean.. HEY MY LITTLE BITCH BOYS AND MY MOON KNIGHT.

Khonshu walks in after you and realises what you're wearing: Now this... I know it should be insulting but... you've done a great job, you even got the sharpness of my beak right and my staff seems so realistic- Hang on, did you take it? YOU DID YOU LIL MINX-

You running away, holding up your milf khonshu skirt as he chases you:

Jake watching and eating something: Well, at least now we know what they were going as. *shrugs*