#139
~At Harrow's Pre-Funeral Do~
You: I can't believe they would leave an open coffin out here like this...
Marc: Well, obviously, it's a Wake.
You: HARROW'S AWAKE!? AW HELL NAW. NO MORE! *chicken legs Khonshu and shoves his head down, spearing his beak thru Harrow's chest*
Marc: HOLY SHIT, Y/N!
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#140
You: Yeah, she got evicted...
Jake: Que? What she do that for?
You: It wasn't on purpose... But mice. Yeah, it was cuz'a mice.
Marc: What you mean, 'mice'?
You: Yeah Mice.
Steven: Do you mean 'Rats'?
You: Nah, man. Mice are inside, rats are outside.
Marc: So, if a rat was to go inside it'd be a mouse? And if a mouse went out it'd be a rat?
You:
Steven: That is your logic, Y/N.
You: Man, you just strewdled my noodle. Spittin' bare facts!
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#141
Steven: Oi, Y/N, d'you know what happened to Harrow?
You: Yeah, he woke up dead.
Steven:
Marc: How the fuck can someone wake up dead?
You: Well, he went to bed alive and woke up dead. *shrugs*
Steven: No, cuz if you wake up you'd be alive-
Marc: Surely if that's the case you can go to bed dead and wake up alive-
You: Naw man! You can go to bed and not be dead, but you can die and not be in a bed!
Steven: But he WAS in a bed!
Marc: That's how you wake up dead in the first place!
You: Yo... You guys are so clever! Should be teachin' kids or some shit!
Jake: What-
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#142
You: SHIT IT'S GOING DOWN! GET ME KHONSHU!
Khonshu: I am Khonshu.
You: Oh right. Well, it's a good thing you're you, cuz otherwise you wouldn't know what we just
witnessed and what I was going to tell you.
Khonshu: you lost me there-
You: Oh no! We have to find you! KHOnsHu! KhOnShu! Where are you!
Khonshu: I really chose the dumbest fucker on this planet as my avatar, didn't I!
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#143
You: Hey, Jake. What ya watchin'?
Jake: Porn.
You: Oh right... *leaves*
~alternatively~
You: Hey Jake, what ya watchin'?
Jake: Porn.
You: Room for one more~
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#144
You: You know, if you think about it...
Marc: Oh christ, here we go-
You: Old people are just like us.. Just.. Older.
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#145
Drugged Layla drawing in the Harrow Hospital:
Jake drawing on her paper:
Layla: HEY! What you think you're doing? That's mine!
Jake: It's okay, look, here's his noooose-
Layla:
Jake: Aaand HAHHAHA IT WAS A PENIS! I'm telling Dr Harrow you're drawing Penises! *runs away laughing*
Layla: NO! NOOOO! YOU FUCKING LATINO BUM! GET BACK HERE!
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#146
Steven explaining his dissociation to you:
Steven: It was so weird! When I looked in the mirror, I saw my face but it wasn't me! Ya know!?
You: Did they have a nose?
Steven:
Steven: Well, yes!
You: Hmm. That does sound like a face.
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