Random one shot

Interview the Umbrella Academy : cast tell how well they know each other.

David: he is also a good boyfriend. (Wink, wink)

Aidan: we'll see. We'll see.

Tom: I'm shocked.

Emmy; what is my favorite item, in my house?

Alexander: your bed and your dogs.

David: I know.

Aidan: the sandwich painting probably.

David: your dog.

Tom: I was gonna ask, does your dog count?

David: of course it does.

Alexander: I said dogs earlier, so I think they are.

David: no Alex, it's just a dog.

Alexander: I'm not changing it, it's the bed and the dogs.

Justin: I know the name of the dog. I know the name of the dog.

David: Okay, when you're with someone. You're an item. And you are still human.

Aidan: oh, that's nice.

Alexander: Okay. Nice to know.

David: so yes, I'll go with your dog.

Tom: yeah, the dog.

Justin: I'm gonna go with two. Uh, a bottle of Prosecco, and her wallpaper that she painted herself.

Tom: Mmm, Bernie Sanders picture, right? That's up there.

Emmy; Bernie on a grilled cheese?

Tom: yeah.

Aidan: yeah, that's pretty good.

Emmy: it's dogs.

[ Alex-2, David-1, Tom-0, Aidan-0, Justin-0]

Emmy: but, plural, so Alexander got it right.

David: plural.

Emmy: but you were nearly there.

Emmy points at Tom.

Emmy: you were kinda off.

David: I got it, we haven't been updated.

Alexander: speak for yourself, we talked about our pets last week and we still talk about her dogs.

David: well I didn't know, you had a dog.

Justin: she has had two dogs. Moose for so long.

Aidan: wait, you said dogs, plural.

Alexander: why are you helping him?

Everything: moose?

Emmy: in which play did I make my Broadway debut?

David: sponge bob!

Alexander: I'm gonna be way off, is it Hamilton?

Tom: broadway debut? Um? Ima goes with wicked.

David: that's wrong.

Aidan laughs, while Alexander smiles softly.

Justin: I'm also going to say wicked.

David: oh, come on dude.

Aidan: wicked, just by popular opinion.

David: we know sponge bob is the right one.

Emmy: the answer is hair.

Alexander: hair??

Tom: oh it's hair? I did not know you did hair. I love hair. That's a great musical.

Everyone starts laughing at Tom's honest response.

[ Alex-2, David-1, Tom-0, Aidan-0, Justin-0]

Emmy: Okay next question. How many tattoos do I have?

David: now see that's too personal. Like guys, Like what are you doing? Are we supposed to look at feet too?

Emmy: hey, okay don't blame them for the fact you don't know me.

David: okay, I'm gonna guess nine.

Tom: I think six.

Justin: I'm gonna say seven.

Aidan. Five, whatnot.

Emmy: Alexander?

Alexander: I'm gonna say... 24

Tom: 24? That's too many Alexander.

Alexander: hey it's a guess so I'm gonna keep it at 24.

Tom: Did I say seven? I have no clue.

Justin: wait, you can't change your answer. You said six.

Aidan: it seems like you were close based on her reaction.

Emmy: 6?

Justin: 7.

Alexander: 24.

Aidan: 5. I don't know.

David: 9.

Emmy: 24.

Everyone expected Alexander to gasp in amazement.

[ Alex-3, David-1, Tom-0, Aidan-0, Justin-0]

Aidan: Alexander, how do you know?

David: oooh, Aidan's jealous~

Aidan: no, no. I'm just wondering.

Alexander: Okay. So, Emmy and I were talking about our tattoos one day, and I was curious about, how many she had. And I remember her saying 24.

Emmy: yes. I can speak for his other half.

Alexander: remember how many I have?

Emmy: uh I believe you had 15?

Aidan: he has 16.

Justin: of course, he knows cause Alexander is Aidan's boyfriend.

Both Aidan and Alexander laughed as light blushes appeared on their faces.

Alexander: hey, he's not wrong but close.

Director: we'll be back after our break. Next up is Justin.

Everyone waved as Alexander wrapped his arm around Aidan, as Aidan leaned on Alexander's chest.