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Vortexes and velvets Random stuff

The canon lgbtq objects in the show are
P.A.B./Pluto = non-binary
Megaphone = unlabeled
Infin!eight = gay
Telephone = gay
Kite = lesbian
Harp = lesbian
Nova wand = gender fluid
Icing bag = bisexual
Pillar = aromatic
Disco ball = Demi-boy
Keytar = Demi-girl

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Megaphone : "Oh god not him again."
Infin!eight : "Heyy meggy."
Megaphone : "I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!"
infin!eight : "THINK AGAIN MEGAPHONE!"
Megaphone : "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
Infin!eight : "Sorry no can do meggy I just can't leave my 'Favorite person'"
Megaphone : "Call me that one more time and I'll make you infinitely softer."
Megaphone & infin!eight : just arguing.
The contestants : just watching them
Pillar : "Oh god they're back at flirting again."
Rhom : "Wait they're flirting?"
Nova wand : "They did this in episode one."
Pillar : "Yeah and they flirted a couple times in the other challenges as well."
Rhom : "So that's how they flirt?" Pointing at the two male objects arguing.
Faberge egg : "Pretty much."

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Yelley : "Look a straight white man." Points at telephone.
Telephone : "I'm literally GAY."
(Wrote this because someone made fanart of this in the discord server)
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Farberge egg : "Hey telephone I dare you to flirt with pillar."
Telephone : "What no way I'm doing that."
Rhom : "I'll give you fifty bucks."
Telephone : "fine." Walks to pillar
Farberge egg and Rhom : watching him do the dare
Telephone : "Hey pillar is something wrong with your eyes because I can't stop look at you~"
Pillar : .-. "Um am I supposed to feel flattered?"
Telephone : puts his hand on his face
Farberge egg : "He just flirted with you."
Rhom : "Yeah and you just asked him a question?"
Pillar : ... "I'm aromatic."
The three of them : "Oh."

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Harp : "Hey guys I'm back!!"
Farberge egg : "Oh dear lord not you again."

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Telephone : "Don't argue with me."
Pillar : "But your wrong!"
Telephone : " Don't argue with me!"
Pillar : "But.Your.Wrong!"
Telephone : "That's why your team rejected you."
Pillar : "That's why you don't have a boyfriend."
Telephone : •_•
Telephone : "I'm about to end your whole career... You know Santa Claus isn't real right?"
Pillar : "What..."
Telephone : "right,hm?"
Pillar : "what..."
Icing bag : "Why would you say that?!"
Telephone : "Nah because he had it coming."
Pillar : crying "MEGAPHONE!"
Icing bag : "Still!"
Telephone : "He had it- WAIT NO DONT CALL MEGAPHONE!"
Pillar : "MEGAPHONEEE."

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Icing bag : "Yelley am I.. ugly?"
Yelley : "Yelley thinks that's Nonsense yelley is looking at the most beautiful girl right now."
Telephone : "Yelley am I ugly?"
Yelley : :| "Yelley thinks your ugly very much."
Pillar and honey comb : burst into laughter

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Megaphone : "what do you guys want for dinner?"
Disco ball : "Anything."
Typewriter : "Those noodles with the red sauce and round meat."
Rhom : "It's called spaghetti and I would also like some spaghetti."
Bell : "Spaghetti."
Infin!eight : "You."
The whole room : silent...
Megaphone : "Ok then plastic for you because I'm literally made of plastic and spaghetti for everyone else." Walks back into the kitchen
Bell : "Pfft-"
Rhom : "That was the cheesiest thing I ever heard."
Typewriter : "Wait so infin!eight is having megaphone for dinner?"
Disco ball : "You sweet innocent child you don't wanna understand."

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P.A.B. : just sitting on his couch reading
Thanatos : "Hey Pluto." Comes out a portal
P.A.B. : "Oh god not again."
Gatsby : "Hey PAB do you have anymore people I can use for puppets?" Comes out of thin air
Molokh : "Hello brothe-" comes out a portal and sea gatsby and Thanatos
The three of them : "Who are you people?!"
P.A.B. : "I'm too tired for this I'm leaving."

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Play the song love and war
Infin!eight : comes back with a new style,googles and a mask "Hello megaphone it's nice to meet you again."
Megaphone : "Hey guys watch this." Clears voice "HEY HONEY WHEN DID YOU GET SO HOT!"
Pillar : "Dude seriously..."
Infin!eight : blushes "WHEN YOU BECOME HOT!"
Rhom : （╹◡╹）
Keytar : "really megaphone."
Nova wand : "They're at it again."
PAB : "I can't do this anymore..."
(He called infin!eight honey I think episode two.)

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Disco ball : "Hey guys I thought we could have some fun and do monopoly!"
Bell : "Did you say monopoly..."
Rhom : "Yeah he did why?"
Nova wand : "Well umm something kinda happened last time we played and that was after episode one."
Keytar : "What happened?"
Type writer : "Well I think Megaphone kept yelling at infin!eight because he kept putting him in jail?"

Flashback
Infin!eight : puts megaphone in jail again
Megaphone : breaths in and presses his button "STOP PUTTING ME IN JAIL YOU RAINBOW $&#€!"
Everyone : shooked and scared
End of flashback

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If someone bullied nova wand.
Bully : "what's wrong with your arm?!"
Keytar : "WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!"

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I hope you enjoyed their shenanigans more will probably come today