Marvel Imagines

Coulson- Practice

(Requested by @stutter-punk)

"I can't do it," You grumble, looking at the gun Coulson's holding towards you.

He smiles. "Yes you can, (Y/n)."

"Guns are not my thing, Phil," You say, hesitantly taking the weapon. "You know that."

He nods and motions to the target. "I know, but you've gotta be able to defend yourself."

"I don't need a gun to defend myself," You protest, begrudgingly standing in front of the human cut out.

"Just get in position,"

You sigh and hold up the gun.

"Sloppy,"

You scoff. "Thanks, Phil."

"Lock your right elbow, keep the left hand over the right to steady the shot." He says, coming up behind you and adjusting your position.

You smile nervously. "You do this to all your agents?"

"Just the ones with no aim,"

Rolling your shoulders, you focus your eyes on the target. When you pull the trigger, the bullet ends up hitting the wall and bouncing back.

"Get down!" Coulson shrieks, grabbing your body and pinning you onto the floor.

"Oh my God, Phil. Oh my God!" You gasp, looking down at your bleeding shoulder.

He immediately helps you up and leans you against the wall.

"We need a medic!" Coulson shouts, putting pressure on the wound.

"I cannot believe I just did that. Please tell me I didn't just shoot myself!" You groan.

He smiles. "This'll be one funny story to tell my agents, huh?"

You narrow your eyes.

He chuckles and places a kiss on your cheek. "I'm just kidding, (Y/n). Just trying to distract you."

"Yeah, sure." You mutter, but grin slowly.

Just then, two men run in the room holding a first aid kit.

"Shot herself through the shoulder, bullet went straight through." Coulson tells them.

The blond nods. "We'll get the wound cleaned up and dressed. Looks like it didn't hit anything important."

"Um, it hit me?" You say, frowning.

"This'll only take a minute, Sir."

By the time they've finished, Coulson slings an arm around your good shoulder and pressed a kiss to your temple.

"You're never holding a gun in your hand again, okay?"

You nod. "Definitely,"