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Honourablequeen made a groupchat
Honourablequeen name the group 'Most of you are amazing detectives'
Honourablequeen added Hazelnut, georgeisamazing, kitty💋, beanpole, thatoneamerican, probablythemurderer.

Honourablequeen: Hi everyone, except Alexander.

Georgeisamazing: What did Alex do?

Thatoneamerican: Yeah what did I do?

Honourablequeen: Exist.

Hazelnut: Daisy! That's rude

Thatoneamerican: HAZEL! Hello <3

Hazelnut: Hi Alexander!

Probablythemurderer: Why am I in this 😭

Kitty💋: Idk why are u

Probablythemurderer: Tbh idk, I'm gonna leave

Probablythemurderer left the groupchat.

Honourablequeen: >:o rude

Honourablequeen added Probablythemurderer into the groupchat

Probablythemurderer: Omfg stop adding me 💀 leave me in peace.

Kitty💋: Nah that's boring.

Probablythemurderer: Right, sure.. anyways I'm off to go bully third years.

Hazelnut: Lavinia! Leave them alone, you've already stolen those two poor second years' pudding

Honourablequeen: Yeah Lavinia 😒

Kitty💋: Can't spell Lavinia without L

Beanpole: Guys, two things, one: what does idk mean? Two: Why has Lavinia just thrown her phone across the room?

Thatoneamerican: I don't know

Beanpole: Oh, ok

Beanpole: Does anyone know what it means?

Thatoneamerican: No Beanie, I don't know!!

Beanpole: Yes I know you've said that you don't know and that's fine! But does anyone know?

Kitty💋: Beanie.. idk means I don't know. ALSO WHY ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THE MARDY OLD THING THAT IS LAVINIA HAS THROWN HER PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM?!?

Georgeisamazing: Oi! Watch your tongue!

Thatoneamerican: Aww, look at George getting protective!

Honourablequeen: BAHAHAHA

Georgeisamazing: Alex you can't say anything. Look at you and Hazel! Honestly, when we next meet up I reckon I'll be sick.

Honourablequeen: I bet you five quid that you will be sick within 5 minutes

Georgeisamazing: Might as well just give me the fiver now 🤷

Honourablequeen: BAHAHAHA no.

Georgeisamazing: Errr, rude!

Honourablequeen: Errr, true

Beanpole: Umm.. Daisy? Where are you right now?

Honourablequeen: On the grass with Hazel. Why?

Beanpole: Lavinia has kinda just got 5 pounds out of your purse

Honourablequeen: SHE HAS NOT!!! HOW DARE SHE! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I AM CALLING MY LAWYER!

Hazelnut: Daisy, chill. I'll just nick it back later

Thatoneamerican: That's my girlfriend!

Georgeisamazing: 🤮🤮

Honourablequeen: HAHA IDIOT, YOU OWE ME A FIVER NOW

Georgeisamazing: WHAT?? WHY YOU LITTLE LIAR!

Honourablequeen: Look back in the chat doofus

Probablythemurderer: HAHAHA DOOFUS

Probablythemurderer changed 'Georgeisamazing' name to 'Goofyahhdoofus'

Goofyahhdoofus: Right you know what..

Thatoneamerican: George just threw his phone down on to his bed 💀

Hazelnut: BAHAHA

Goofyahhdoofus changed the group name to 'I hate all of you (except Alex, Hazel, Lavinia and Beanie)

Honourablequeen: 💀

Honourablequeen: OH SHII MATRONS COMING AND WE ARE NOT ALLOWED ON OUR PHONES OUTSIDE. YOU CAN COME TO MINE AND HAZEL'S FUNERAL.

Probablythemurderer: 💀 imagine getting caught on your phone

Thatoneamerican: Hazel isn't allowed to die yet 🥲

Goofyahhdoofus: Again.. 🤮🤮🤮

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Character Key:

Honourablequeen is Daisy
Hazelnut is Hazel
Beanpole is Beanie
Probablythemurderer is Lavinia
Kitty💋 is.. well.. kitty
Thatoneamerican is Alexander
Georgeisamazing/Goofyahhdoofus is George

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