Actual footage of me:
Me: *sees hot person near 5sos*
Me: *pulls out megaphone*
Me: "HEY EXCUSE ME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE 1000 STEPS AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN ME AND I STILL NEED A SOLID 3 YEARS UNTIL IT'S ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO DATE HIM."
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/34966867-288-k134337.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot 3
RandomThe third book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot series! Filled with 5sos jokes, quotes, lyrics, thoughts, and other random stuff. [Frequent Updates] [Highest Ranking: #26 in Humor] *DISCLAIMER: All rights go to the respectfu...
Actual Footage Of Me
Actual footage of me:
Me: *sees hot person near 5sos*
Me: *pulls out megaphone*
Me: "HEY EXCUSE ME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE 1000 STEPS AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN ME AND I STILL NEED A SOLID 3 YEARS UNTIL IT'S ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO DATE HIM."