When you're in the mood for some deep frying:
Peasant: "Calum can't sing."
Me: "Honey, Calum's high notes are higher than your status."
*snaps fingers in z formation*
*drops mic*
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A/N: Oh my gosh guys I'm soooo sorry I've been inactive for like 5 days. Yikes. I've been super busy with a bunch of stuff but I'm going to try to update daily again for y'all. Thanks for continuing to read the stuff I write on wattpad. You guys are the best. I love you all.
~Em <3 xx
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