First day of crap- I mean, camp

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Intro: Lights and cameras pop out of stuff. They're old and covered in spider webs. Someone snaps a board. the cameras sweep through camp Wawanakwa. They go up the hill from the first seasons first challenge before plunging down. Cameron is under water surrounded by pirranas. A fishing hook pulls him up, where B is sitting in a boat with a homemade motor attached. Cameron flies through the air and he lands in Jo's arms, who tosses him on the ground to she can race Brick. Jo runs past Dawn who's meditating. A mutant gopher pops out of the ground and scares Dawn who runs away. It cuts to Mike and Zoe in a canoe. Mike is Svetlana, which is annoying Zoe. The cane goes over the waterfall and passes by Lightning who is standing over it while using a log as a weight. Zoe and Mike land on the log, making it break. Scott laughs, and Fang pops out of the confessional. Mikayla runs up and grabs Scott's hand before they both run. In the kitchen, chef pulls headphones out of a pot so he doesn't have to hear Stacy's talking. Ann Maria is spraying on hairspray. The camera sweeps to the beach, where Jo won her race against Brick. Sam is playing a video game, by a sasquatch steals it. Dakota kisses the camera, leaving a lipstick mark. An intern cleans it, and paparazzi take pictures of Dakota. Chris flies by with a jetpack, and dumps water on Dakota. It cuts to the campfire at night. Scott and Mikayla are about to kiss, but chef hold the marshmallow of loserdom between them, making them jerk back. Intro ends, episode starts

Mikayla's POV

I gulped down the fresh air as the boat went through the lake as my music flowed through my head. 

I'm actually on total drama! This is so cool!

"Jo!" Chris said. Oh so he's doing introductions. What am I gonna say?

"Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis" the alleged 'Jo' said to some guy with orange hair. "Scott!" Chris said.

"Right back at ya" 'Scott' said to Jo.

"Mikayla!" Chris said.

 I popped out one of my earbuds.

"Hi! So great to be here!" I said to the camera as I smiled and waved before putting my ear bud back in and letting The Whole Being Dead Thing fill my head again.

Chris introduced more people.

There was, a normal looking guy, a girl with bright red hair, an arrogant jock, a soldier, a silent guy, a girl with white blonde hair that was meditating, a camera obsessed blondie, someone who resembled a walking talking cheeto puff, a girl who wouldn't shut up, some dorky looking guy, and a game junkie.

The boat exploded. Of course. I kicked to the surface. "Is this what pain tastes like?" the dorky looking guy said "I mean, ow!". He slid off the rock he was lying on, and started thrashing against the water.

"Spazz" Scott sneered.

"Don't be a jerk!" I said to him, before helping the drowning guy get to shore. He coughed up an incredible amount of water.

"Thanks, um...".

"Mikayla," I said with a smile.

"I'm Cameron," he replied. We shook hands.

Confessional

Mikayla: Shout out to all my peeps back home, I'm gonna win this for you guys! Oh, and Rosa, if I win, I will get you that ice-cream machine. *Puts hand over heart* I swear it!

End

"Attention fresh meat!" Chris said over the intercom "See that path leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail, but do not disturb the wildlife. That would be bad".

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