*At a sleepover, where the gang are all laying on the floor drunk (apart from George and Alexander).*
Daisy: did you know that a turtles only weakness is that it is unable to flip back over if it is knocked over onto it's back. So if you taped two turtles together they would be invincible.
Lavinia: Be right back I wanna try something, you coming?
Daisy: Hell yeah
George: Daisy, Lavinia no
Kitty: *stabbing a cereal box*
Amina: oh my god you're a serial killer
Hazel: knock knock
Alexander who's there?
Hazel: Daisy
Daisy: yeah
Alexander: Daisy who
Daisy: Daisy me
Hazel: Daisy me rolling *rolls on the floor and accidentally rolls on top of Alexander*
Alexander: *turns bright red*
Hazel: Alex, something in your pocket it really hard, do you have a pen in it or something?
George: *chokes*
Alexander: *flustered* ummm a pen...d-d-definately.
Hazel: well it's annoying, take it out.
George: *crying with laughter*
Beanie: tampons look like little ghosts
