autocorrect..?

92 4 16
                                    

Hazel: Thank you again for an amazing first date

Alexander: Any time, when's the 2nd date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.

George and Daisy: *lurking in the corner trying to hold in their laughter*

Alexander: NO

Alexander: I'm so sorry I meant dimples I got muddled, autocorrect you know

George: *coughs* no such thing as autocorrect in real life

Alexander: I did not mean to say nipples I got tounge tied

Daisy: you definitely did

Alexander: I'm going to jump off a bridge now

Hazel: I'd rather you didn't, if you did you wouldn't be able to see these beautiful
nipples

Hazel: *walks off*

Alexander: *blushes*

Daisy and George: *cry with laughter*

Murder Most Unladylike MemesWhere stories live. Discover now