♡Double-tapped Hearts♡《MHA various x Fem!Reader》

Crack 40

ANOTHER CRACK CHAPTER I'M SORRY I HAVE NO INSPIRATION.

It was a (supposedly) sad day.

Shigaraki's body was six feet under and it was the day of his "funeral."

Aizawa stood at the front of the group with a bored look on his face.

"Are there any words that anybody would like to say in regards to Shigaraki." Aizawa starts.

Toga gently raised her hand and walked to the front of the group and begins her solemn speech.

"When I had no where to go and hope no longer existed. Shigaraki gave me that hope he died in victory, he died with the twinkie. I'll miss you shiggy goodbye." she said as a tear began to slip down her cheek.

You stood there holding Kimiya's hand as she silently cried for the loss of her Uncle.

Next, Dabi had walked up to the front, which was a surprise to you. He looked sad, which admittedly, you were too.

You hadn't meant to kill him but whoopdie doo, here we are.

He took a deep breath in and looked you dead in the eye.

But that was a mistake.

You both simultaneously burst into laughter, like full on which cackles, which had all the heads turning in your direction.

"y/n!" Izuku started to scold. "This is a funeral! You can't laugh."

You continue to roll around on the dirt floor and laugh as Hawks, whom you had invited along with Mirko, starts to giggle from his spot amongst the others.

Then Eri speaks up.

She walks up to a spot next to Dabi and everyone knows that this wont end well. Eri never had anything nice to say to Shigaraki, much less anything to say about him. 

She then put one hand on her hip and held the other one up to fan the fake tears in her eyes.

"She gave." she said.

Then it was Bakugo's and Mirko's turn to start laughing.

Then Mirko stepped up as you started another laughing fit.

Uh oh.

(to the cast away song)

"Past away,
He has past away."

Is all Mirko manages to say before EVERYONE starts laughing.

Well, everyone except Kurogiri. But he did have a small smile on his face, smaller than m***ta's penis.

(you better have censored that.)

(don't worry I did)

Then something from the dirt moves and Shigaraki pops up with a pissed off look on his face.

"This is my motherfucking funeral and you guys are LauGhiNG?" he says.

But before anything continues and it turns into another shit show that the author cannot fix, a gun shot rings out and Shigaraki falls back down into the pit of hell.

Everyone looks around and your eyes fall on the tired homeless caterpillar aka Aizawa who was holding his gun out and ready.

Then in the silence you speak up.

"That bitch dead."

Then the laughing starts up once again.

Now for some meme stuff for this shitty book because there are only 500 words so far :)

y/n: out of us all, who has the big pp energy?
Todoroki: definitely not Dabi, he has small dick energy.
Dabi...hey y/n wanna find out?

*out on a supply run*
Deku: damn its cold
Bakugo: NO REALLY? I THOUGHT IT WAS HOT, LEMME JUST PEEL BACK SOME LAYERS.
Deku: KACCHAN PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON
Aizawa: you all need help.

(not mine)
Kirishima: *is sad that he cannot date y/n because Aizawa said no*
Bakugo: you seem pretty upset and because I hate seeing you like this, you're allowed to hug me 4 to 5 seconds.
Kirishima: 45 SECONDS???
Bakugo: NO

Hawks: ya' know, I've almost died like 15 times this week.
Mirko: it's mONDAY.
y/n: i can make it 16
Mirko: stAWP THIS MADNESS.

Todoroki: *watching y/n, Dabi and Eri beat the shit out of Shigaraki*
Todoroki: but I love them all, I can't bother to stop and fight them.
Hawks: no, they're crazy and need to go down

Bakugo: *laughs*
Eri: *screams in terror*
Aizawa:*bursts into room*
Aizawa: WTF HAPPENED???
Eri: bAKUWHORE LAUGHED
Aizawa: *screams in terror*

Jiro: *holding Kimiya*
Jiro: heh
y/n: what's wrong?
Jiro: Just had an intrusive thought. Nothing much.
y/n:...
y/n: give me my baby

Twice: hit or miss
Hawks: *throws a barrel at twice*
Dabi: miss
Twice:...
Twice: *starts sobbing*

(the mission before Shigaraki's death)
y/n: *mercilessly beating the zombie with her bow from that one supply run*
Hizashi: She's a mother fucking killer queen
Eri: a psychopath at 17
Dabi: a beauty in a blood stained dress~
Shigaraki: can you guys like stop reciting that song word for word? That shit's scary.
Aizawa: you should be scared.

Eri: *drags a bag outside that leave mysterious streaks on the floor*
Aizawa: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

Dabi & Shigaraki: *having another aggressive card game*
y/n: *walks into the room*
Dabi & Shigaraki: *immediately calm the fuck down*

Toga: *walk into the room.*
y/n: *sitting on the couch obviously pissed off*
Eri: *sitting next to y/n equally pissed off*
Hizashi & Aizawa: *cowering in a corner*
Toga: haha
Toga: I'm in danger.

Kurogiri *looking at Shigaraki's body*
Kurogiri: he's just resting
y/n & Shinso: IN PIECES, THAT MAN IS DEAD
Kurogiri: so sleepy

Jiro: *walks into kitchen*
Yanoru: sup
Jiro:...
Jiro: it was actually me who ate your twinky
Yanoru: you did wHAT?
y/n: *starts eating a bowl of popcorn*

y/n: *cuddling under a blanket w/ Dabi*
Kirishima: bro how did you get her? That's so manly.
Dabi: just because I have her like this doesn't mean I know how

y/n: so much as BREATH in my direction and i'll fucking kill you
Deku: that's rich coming from someone who can't even reach my KNEES
y/n: they'll be the first to go
Todoroki: i thought you guys were friends?
y/n & Deku in unison: we'd die for each other

Hawks: i like your jeans
y/n: thx, they were 50% off
Hawks: i'd like them 100% off
Mirko: that is a TERRIBLE idea
y/n: agreed that's not how you run a business Hawks

Toga: *crawling into the kitchen at 3am*
Toga: wHEre iz tHe aPPLe juOOz
Compress: *scared shitless*
Compress: WHAT {smack} THE {smack} FUCK {smack smack smack}

y/n: where the fuck is my child?
Shinso: language
y/n: *clears throat*
y/n: may I acertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING CHILD???

Dabi: *glaring at Shigaraki*
Dabi: i have an idea
Hizashi: no murder
y/n: i don't wanna do that idea

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I need inspo YALL
This shit killing me
This bitch finna be dead
Anygays!
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!
Love y'all ❤️