𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 || ᴊ. ɪʀɪɴᴀ • ᴛ. Kᴀʀᴀsᴜᴍᴀ

𝖫𝖮𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖣 𝖠𝖲 𝖧𝖤𝖫𝖫 - 𝟣𝟣

Irina's list of first post ideas (Ft. Karasuma)

• Matching outfits. Specifically red bc red is hot.
• Random, cute cat photos. I don't have a cat.
• KISSINGG (could be us but he's playing)
• a photo of him looking good, off gaurd.
• I don't know. Anything that includes us
doing something together would
make my whole year.

....Anything.

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" Oh wow, these are very specific ideas. " - chiba

"Did she write this as we were talking about it?" - hayano
"God knows." - chiba

"Man, she got lazy at the last part. She probably didn't have any more ideas." - terasaka

"She clearly states that. She literally said she doesn't know.." - chiba

"Oh." - terasaka

"Yeah, oh." - kaede

"Maybe mr.karasuma shouldn't see this" - karma

"Yeah.. he did go and ask her personally for ideas though! So we should be fine" - nagisa

" What if we do all of this and he doesn't even make a post in the 1st place." - Okuda

"What if you shut up and stop praying on our potential downfall?" - Nakamura

"What if you shut the fuck up and stop dissing for no reason?" - terasaka

"What if you-" - nakamura

"What if- no- IF it so happens that you both don't shut up as I say it now, I will beat the flesh out of you. :)" - isogai

"Veryyyyy aggressive. " - karma

"I'm convinced That's the only way to make conflict stop. Also, that was not a threat, it was a warning. " - isogai

"Uhm.. all of this arguing and still no ideas while he's gone. What's the point." - nagisa

"The point is you need to shut the fuck up." - isogai

"You're doing too much with the swearing, relax. We get that its fun but RELAX." - Karma

"Sorry. I don't usually swear alot but it feels very good after you just finsihed warning someone." - isogai

"Yeah.." - Karma

"God this class is so weird." - okajima

"Says the weird king." - Nakamura

"I'm not weird?" - Okajima

"You literally read magazine porn. And read magazines with naked girls in them. And read magazines with blonde girls because you find them weirdly attractive..." - Nakamura
"God, I just noticed how much you love magazines."

"Ugh, when is mr. K coming back?" - nagisa

"Right now." - Karasuma

"UGH, finally you're back! didn't know it'd take so long for you to talk about Instagram post. i was getting real tired of them arguing.." - Sugino

"Oh, yeah. about the ideas." - karasuma

"Oh yeah, what did you two come up with?" - kaede

"Just so you know, im the best video.. taker ever! I'll take your first flick!" - Terasaka

"We didn't have any ideas,kids." - karasuma

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" ha-ha, real funny joke, just give us the ideas." - terasaka

"No, I'm being serious. We didn't have any ideas." - karasuma

"You can't be serious." - Karma

"I can be serious, because I am being serious." - karasuma

"You spent 43 minutes In that office talking about NOTHING!?" - karma

"It's a long story." - Karasuma

"Yeah, she's Definitely holding your children in her stomach." - Nakamura

"For sure, yall probably pulled a quickie because Ain't no way. We thought all this time yall were making ideas and yall are potentially fucking.." - Okajima

"1st of all, 45 minutes is not quick. 2nd of all, I didn't give anybody my children. I just don't feel the need to explain myself." - karasuma

"I get so tired of this school.. maybe I should've took that offer to change schools when my mom offered.." - nagisa said sarcastically

"That was Def out of anger." - hayano.

The bell rung. School is over. All the kids are walking out the door, very upset. Of course they didn't let it ruin their day, because the ideas weren't for them, but oh, the amusement they would've got.

"God, you are good at keeping up with these kids." - Irina

"Would've been a shame if they found out what we were really doing, yeah? Or in that case, what YOU were doing."

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