"𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝖫𝖨𝖳𝖤𝖱𝖠𝖫𝖫𝖸 𝖲𝖧𝖮𝖯𝖯𝖨𝖭𝖦" - 𝟢8

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Karasuma apologized about what had happened. AND for how long he stared because damn, could've had babies in that amount of time.

Irina didn't mind though, because it not like she hated it. For the week, they would have to shop for dinner for them to eat, and some other shit they might get, totally disreguarding the food aspect, while the were here for 5 more days. Some of irinas friends were out here, so she made sure to bring them. Karasuma didn't really want to come on the trip, but the boys kept teasing him about what had happened, and the girls would be shopping all day, reguarding the food. "Alright ladies, ill be over here.. doing stuff." Karasuma said awkwardly, because he really did not Wanna shop with a bunch of girls, not that he had anything against them. As karasuma walks down the isles, he sees comics and magazines of women with barely any cloth on, 20 different types of coffee makers, which surprised him because he absolutely loves coffee, a bunch of make up products, and.. Condoms?

They had a bunch of flavors. So many to choose from. For someone who wasn't looking at the sexual aspect of life, due to work, karasuma seemed pretty interested.

"Maybe dick would taste better if it was the flavor of strawberries and mangos." Karasuma said with a smirk, laughing softly at the words he said oh-so quietly, thinking they were funny. Did karasuma need condoms? Maybe, maybe not. Were he gonna but them? Hell yeah. "I might just buy every flavor because I can, they might actually smell.. really good." Karasuma said, after picking them up slowly, hoping he didn't look weird, as mothers, fathers, kids, and grandmother's were quite literally looking RIGHT at him. He felt kind of embarrassed, considering he didn't need them, so he was just embarrassing himself of purpose. "Rather be safe than sorry." He sights just before walking over to the girls.

"Hey ladies. You all doing alright?" - Karasuma

"Were doing.. fine - are those condoms in your hand?" - Irina

"Oooo! Who you tryna fuck? Not in front of the kids!" Friend #1 said teasingly.

" nobody. I'm not trying to fuck nobody. I just happened to walk pass these and thought they were interesting." - Karasuma

"I love and adore you. Tadaomi.. but nobody, and I mean NOBODY in this generation would ever believe that." - Friend #1

"You aren't apart of this generation, you were born an ancient amount of Years ago" - Karasuma

"I'm only 23!" - Friend #1

"Yeah, exactly, ancient amount of Years ago." - karasuma

"Yeah okay but for real, why do you have those?" - friend #2

"Why am i obligated to tell you?." - Karasuma

"So you ARE thinking about doing something sexual with them!" - friend #2

" I mean duh, what the fuck else do you do with condoms? Blow it into a balloon and make a rubber dog?" -Karasuma

"That made no sense whatsoever." - friend #2

"Exactly." - Karasuma

"Okay, whatever you have those.. extra large condoms for.. it doesn't matter! You have them and it's final, now let's seriously shop for food!" - irina

"Yeah, I'm honestly exhausted from, watching you argue with 2 girls. Over condoms. Even though it's kind of entertaining" - Friend #3

Karasuma just wanted this wild trip to end.
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NORAII SPEAKING

OMG GUYS IM BACK AFTER A MONTH GOSH MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, IM SORRY FOR MAKING YOU ALL WAIT, MENTALLY NOT OKAY LMAOO, ANYWAYS I HOPE ALL OF YOUR DAYS WERE GOOD AND I LOVE YOU ALL WITH ALL MY HEART. AND TYSM FOR 400+ READS AAAAAAHH😭❤️❤️ I SHOULD MAKE THIS LONGER TO MAKE UP FOR IT BUT ITS SO LATE, SO SORRY. I LOVE YOU ALL GN/GM <3

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