Featuring vivky jared barore
y/n and Brannon run out of the janitors closet
And shout " EMO JESUS" WHERE ARE U BBG"
Suddenly they see a angel come from the clouds above
"I heard ur looking for emo jesus"
" y- y-y-yes"
"He ran off with peaches into the forest filled with rats and roaches"
" NOT THE RAT ROACH FOREST" BRANON SCREAMED
"Lord have mercy we must save him immediately" the angel said
"Peaches is planning to kill emo jesus bc shes jealous" the angel wispered
" OH NO" y/n shouted
" we are gonna need some extra help" the angel said
Branon whips out his android 2000 and calls his friends levi ackerman
"Ring ring"
"State ur name and business" demanded levi
Brannon replied with " discord kitten #45 and i need a tinsy winsy bit of help pretty please daddy. I am stuck in a little situati-"
"The angel, branon, y/n, and levi see a mini figit spinner flying are record speed.
Levi saw his kitten was in danger and levi does a 360 no scope with a quadrupal backflip into a 270 degree twirl and sticks the landing. He catches the figit spinner with his teeth and spitts it on the ground "tch" "what happen little kitten, who would do sucha thing"
Brannon jumped into levi's arm and yelped " daddy ackerman 2000 i missed the feeling of your warm arms wrapped around my waist. Teehee" Levi smooches brannons neck and then y/n interupst saying " nows no the time"
"We must save emo jesus and get revenge on peaches"
Levi gets out his super sharp shiny swords and says " take me to him"
They all get on levi's shoulders and run at 700000 mph to jesus
"TAKE A RIGHT" THE ANGEL SCREAMED
Lovely peaches church comes into view and levi bolts threw the window
"Umm yk the door was open right...." y/n goiigles
Levi says " shut up thats why ur adopted and ur mom died last week and thats why no one loves you"
y/n bursts into tears and runs to the cliff
y/n jumps off the cliff and jesus appears out of nowhere grabbing y/nn by her forehead
y/n gasps at the familiar feeling of those cold muscular hands
"Jj-j-j-j-j-j-j-jesus....." y/n says
"Hush my child" jesus demands
"She can hear you-"
BOOM BOOM BOOOM peaches stomps
"W-w-w-w-w-what was that...." y/n whispers
Lovely peaches stomps towards the edge of the cliff
"NOW " discord kitten branon scareams"
Levi plunges at peaches and challegense her to a poem battle
Levi starts off with ...
" roses are red
Violets are blue
n onone like you
Now tie ur shoe oh wait u dont have shoes bc ur big clompers cant fit in any shoes
And i ate all of your cashews"
Peaches cauterwalled in fear
" my goodness gracious me"
" i have no reply you are the winner this time bc ur lucky i dont have my mini portable pocket shakespeare with me" peaches runs intp the sunset yelling, " EH TU BRUT?!?!?!"
y/n looks up at jesus's blue orbs
"You look stunning in this sunset"
"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-tthankyou" jesus r4eplied " but do yk what looks more stunning? Ur gorgeous face" he said while tucking a loose piece of hair behind y/n's earlobe
"LORD PLEASE HELP ME IM ABOUT TO BLUSH"
Jesus chortles and moves in closer
Centimeteres away from y/n's lips
y/n blushes profusely
Bronon throws a rock at y/n and says "TAKE THAT BIOTCH HES MINE"
y/n plumpits off the cliff and brannon throws himself into jesus arm and grabbed his defines jaw and crashes his lips into jeasus's
y/n is now dead at the bottom of the cliff
jesus oushes brannon off of him and sends him down the cliff
Jesus growls
"Now u made me angeeeeeyyy"
Jesus summons a bolt of lighting that strikes brannon dead body
Jesus makes a 180 degree turn and faces levi
" you are the one"
"Its always been u ackkerman"
"My one and only true love"
Levi takes a long swig of tea and sighs
"I was hoping it wouldnt come to this, so it was u the whole time discord kitten #1?
Jesus replied with "....yes....daddy-"
"DONT CALL ME THAT, ITS TOO MUCH I CANT HANDLE IT" levi looks into the sunset and says " ik what i have to do"
Levi grips jesus' shard defines jaw and turns it towards him
Jesus yelps out in surprise
Levi crashes his lips onto jesus'
Jesus groans in pleasure
Levi growls
" will you be mine?" levi asked in intepitciation
Jesus says "i thought u would never ask"
They both mount on levis horse as Jesus grips onto levis waist and whispers into his eardrum "lets go bbg" and licks his earlobe.
Levi giggles
"Yes lets go my lord and savior" levi says
They ride off into the sunset
the end ......unless 200 comments?
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emo pick me jesus X reader
العاطفيةEmo Jesus meets y/n unexpectedly at school. When visiting the janitors closet things take an unexpected turn, what happened to Emo Jesus and y/n. Will their romance survive the test of time?
