y/n *eats her sandwich while listening to meditation music*
(aka whale noises)
Emo pick-me Jesus walk up to y/n
"That sandwich looks mighty tasty"
"Would you like a nibble?" says y/n
Jesus snatches the sandwich and swallows it whole
"Wow that impressive" y/n gasps
"Yeah im been practicing for years"
"Thats like so hot" y/n says
"I bet you like that"
"Dang right i do" *winks cutely*
Emo pick-me Jesus lets out a chuckle
"Ur pretty cute"
y/n tuck her hair behind her ear and says "ur not too bad yourself"
"y/n would u like- to- to- to- meet - up at the -the -the janitor's- clos-et-et"
"I would love to" y/n giggles
Emo Jesus growls in excitement
authors note: hey guys hope you enjoyed the first chapter! make sure to up vote this story if you like emo Jesus! amen have a blessed day.
ps. if you say emo Jesus in a country accent in your bathroom mirror at 3 am, he will come and give you a big fat kiss :)
halleighluya
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emo pick me jesus X reader
RomanceEmo Jesus meets y/n unexpectedly at school. When visiting the janitors closet things take an unexpected turn, what happened to Emo Jesus and y/n. Will their romance survive the test of time?
