Flaws and All

Chapter 3: Lazy

But I guess I can find my lazy ass a job. I should not be this broke at my big ass age.

My last job was at Starbucks and never again bitch. That has to be like the worst job known to mankind.

If it isn't the angry 30 year old white karens screaming at you because they don't taste the oat milk in their coffee, it's the annoying little 10 year olds that come in trying to order someone's popular Starbucks order from Tiktok but don't understand that they can't just shove the video in our face, they have to tell us exactly what's in it. And then when you tell them they have to tell you, they start looking at each other all confused and discombobulated.

I do not miss working their not one bit. It got to the point where I would cry before coming in, on my break, after I got off, and before I go to bed knowing I would have to do it all again the next morning.

And I know it's our job but I dread every single popular Starbucks trend that hits the internet everyday. Who would've known that such a cheerful job could be a damn nightmare. I get the heebie jeebies just thinking of it.

After searching for a job for like thirty minutes, I decide to apply to an Italian restaurant. I know the area very well since my brother used to work at the tattoo shop that's two buildings down from the restaurant.

Very famous and well paying but my brother got "cheated out" of being the owner so he quit. Something about the old owner promising to give it to him but ended up giving it to someone else. Just messy as shit.

Anyways, I submitted my application online so all I gotta do is wait now. Now I'm hungry as a bitch.

I grab two frozen Zatarains pastas from out my mini fridge and take out my rice cooker. Y'all sleep on these Zatarains for sure. All you gotta do is add your own seasonings but I like to be extra and cook my shit in the rice cooker. Or I'll just go to the twins room and use their microwave.

We had the microwave in the kitchen the first to years but we didn't want to keep hiding it after every use so the twins decided to just keep it in their room.

Coming into our first year, the twins parents wanted the dorm to feel as home as possible. The bought a big mini fridge that's big enough to fit anything we need in their but small enough to not classify as a regular refrigerator.

We all have our own mini fridge's in our own room but the fridge in the kitchen is for things like milk, cartons of juice, soda, cheese, butter, eggs, ice cream, frozen vegetables, to freeze bread and leftovers if someone was to cook an entire meal. I got away with making Spaghetti a couple of times.

They also bought a whole bunch of things that are found in regular homes and are allowed in our dorm. Seasonings, pots and pans, bread, cereal, etc are all in the kitchen. We all have our personal things but we like to make the form as homey as possible. Thank god for their parents.

I have my own mini fridge, rice cooker, air fryer, one of those little electric hot pots, and an electric skillet. The fact that the smoke detectors don't work is really and blessing and curse at the same time. Last semester I made a steak and baked potato meal with no problems.

After the pasta finishes cooking, I plate it with some Hawaiian rolls. Please don't let me get to talking about Hawaiian rolls. They are the love of my life. Put them bitches in the microwave for 10 seconds and oh my god. Swear I could eat a whole pack.

I sit my big ass back in bed and put Scandal back on.

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"BITCH YOU WHAT??" I hear Cherish scream which makes me jump out of my bed to see what's going on.

"Girl what's the big deal?" Kennedy shrugs her shoulders and laughs.

"What's the big deal? IT'S FUCKING DIRTY." Cherish looks genuinely disgusted as Niy is on the couch literally cracking the fuck up.

"What y'all arguing about?" I say as Diamond comes out of her room.

"This bitch used my dildo." Cherish says causing me to scrunch up my face.

"Girlll it's not that dirty. I thought we were best friends." Kennedy shrugs.

"Best friends don't share dildos weirdo. Plus I used it multiple times. What if I had something and you just put it up your coochie?"

"Girl I washed your lil coochie juices off and I washed my off too. What's the problem?"

"Bitch you ain't even ask. If you would've asked I could've given you a condom to put over it or something."

"That's smart." Niy cosigns Cherish.

"Mmcht, next time I'll ask." Kennedy smacks her teeth handing the dildo back to her.

"Bitch there won't be no next time." Cherish rolls her eyes and snatches the dildo then walks back into their room.

"I honestly don't think it's that weird." Diamond says making me snap my neck to look at her.

"Girl what?" I scrunch my face up and Niy does nothing but laugh.

"I mean if you wanted to use my dildo then I would let you." Diamond says with the straightest face ever to indicate that she's serious.

"Dime you're so weird." I roll my eyes.

"It just depends in my opinion. Cherry and Ken are close as hell so I feel like they would be one to share dildos. And I'd share mine with you." She pinches my cheek.

"Nah no matter of closeness will get me to ever share a dildo with somebody." I smack her finger of my cheek.

"I was just saying girl." Dime yells as I walk back to my room.

These bitches are unhinged.

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Author's note:

Thoughts?

This chapter was a lil filler which is why it's boring lol.

But to all my Scandal fans, team Fitz or Jake?

I'm not gonna lie, I was rooting for both of them at the same time chile idc what anyone says, they were both good. But without spoiling Ima just say Jake became so insufferable after season 5 so.. team Fitz lmfao.

Fav characters from Scandal too?

Mine are my baby Mellie, Huck, Liv, and Charlie. Lowkey Rowan too.

Anyways I hope you all enjoy this chapter :)

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