*pov Y/N*
The last thing I remember was stopping this group of criminals the usual guns think of their big shit when really they're nothing but a pain in my ass, and of course i caused a little property damage got the big middle finger again from the community
Y/N: damn I could use a drink
Fly downtown to one of the best bars I know I land on the ground crushing the concrete below me, this caused two girls an a dude nearby to Stare at me in anger
Bich 1: what the fuck!
Bich 2: oh great there's only one reason why he's here to get even more drunk than his dumbasses is already
I give them the double middle finger while walking towards the bar but before I enter somebody's always got to start it
Jackass: funkin asshole!
In that moment I stopped I look behind me then back at the bar
Y/N: don't call me an asshole
The jackass smirked
Jackass: why did I hurt your feelings ASSHOLE
I didn't turn around and start walking towards him until I stop right in front of him I've been down towards his ear and whisper
Y/N: call me an asshole......... One more time
The jackass brought his mouth closer to my ear and whispered
Jackass: Assho-
I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him out of sight causing the two girls to scream in fear while I look at the sky
???: Mr. Superhero?
I turn around and look down to see a little girl she looks around 6 to 7 and she's holding a piece of paper in her hands
Little girl: I was wondering if I could have your autograph Mr. Superhero
The girl distracted me for a second then I remember that the guy I look back up to the skies and start listening while the girl continue to talk
Little Girl: you saved my mommy and daddy from some bad guys and I would have seen him again if you didn't
The little girl then hand me the piece of paper I quickly grab it while continuing to look at the skies, I glance down the paper for a second
Y/N:"what is it? It kind of looks like me?"
Little girl: it's a drawing of you saving my family I wanted to give it to you as a thank you
My body stiffened for a moment in all the time I've been helping people I never once got a thank you
Y/N: uh.....thanks kid
Tell me I begin to hear a high-pitched scream getting closer and closer I look at the sky again and see it the jackass flying towards me before he hits the ground I grabbed him as quick as I can
Jackass:Ah...Ah....Y-You are Fucking INSANE!
He begins to run away towards the two girls who are stunned before to even speak. And now I realize it was a little girl here to see that I whispered myself
Y/N: fuck..
Then turned towards little girl instead of seeing her confused or scared she seems to be jumping up and down smiling
Little girl: Wowy! Did you give that man a roller coaster ride
I have no idea how old a girl can think of him like that from a guy falling from the sky at like Mach 2 but I'll roll with it
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Hancock male reader x konosuba
Fanfictionyou're a young teen superhero who saves people but they don't appreciate you because you cause property damage and hurt people even when you try not to, eventually you decide to give up and became a drunk at the age of 17 since no bar could kick you...
