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Me: WHAT THE F*CK OPTIMUS!?!? *covers bees optics* LOOK AWAY!!!

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Me: WHAT THE F*CK OPTIMUS!?!? *covers bees optics* LOOK AWAY!!!

Optimus: I DIDN'T KNOW!!!

Me: BEE COMM RATCHET!!!

Bee: BEEP (I CAN'T)!!!!!

Me: WHY!?!?

Bee: BEEP (I CAN'T TALK)!!!!!

(Human organs come out even blood)

All of us: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Bee: *passes out*

Me: *comms ratchet* RATCHET TELL MY FAMILY THAT I LOVE THEM!!!!! *points blaster at chest* I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

~meanwhile ironhide in the back who watched everything~

Ironhide: what the f*ck did I just witness??

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