Cannabalism

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Dare and question sent by Macaroni_Pizza

Manta: Oh wow.

Avocado: What?

Manta: You have another dare. And a question too.

Avocado: Do people like me?

Manta: It seems like it.

Avocado, I dare you to eat an avocado. Is that cannabalism?

Avocado: Huh. This will be fun.

Avocado: *after finding an avocado* Would you believe that I've never eaten one of these before? We don't find them often in the Rainforest.

Manta: I was unaware.

Avocado: *holding the fruit dubiously* So do I need to peel it?

Manta: You can. That's how most peaople eat them. But the skin is edible too.

Avocado: It looks like crocodile skin.

*Avocado peels the avocado*

Avocado: *excited* Oh look it's green!

Manta: This will be an exciting chapter.

Avocado: What?

Manta: Nothing. Eat your fruit.

Avocado: *takes small bite* Mm that's really good. I like that.

Manta: It looks really soft.

Avocado: Yep. Easy to eat.

Manta: So is this considered cannabalism?

Avocado: *takes another bite* Ow!

Manta: What?

Avocado: Yes this is cannabalism, it just bit me!

Manta: *looks at the avocado* It has a stone in it.

Avocado: A big tooth!

Manta: That's not a tooth.

Avocado: It totally is. This avocado just tried to take a bite out of me.

Manta: After you just took two bites out of it. It was self defense.

Avocado: Of all the reasons to think about mortality.

Manta: *points at the avocado* Are you going to finish that?

Avocado: Yes, very carefully.

Manta: And is this cannabalism?

Avocado: Yes, it tried to eat me.

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