| Chapter Twelve |

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"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?" Joey asked as the group were looking at the many baby books Ross had.

"You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus, no compass..and I could find my way" Ross snapped his fingers. "out like that!"

"This is cool." Phoebe said reading from the baby book. "It says in some parts of the world people actually eat the placenta."

That was a very disturbing fact we didn't need to know.

Anna watched Chandler's face turn to complete disgust as he leaned forward. "And we're done with the yogurt."

"I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer." Monica said on the phone after spending the whole day creating amazing lasagna's for her family's gathering.

"What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?" Monica asked before nearly dropping her jaw on the floor. "Nice talk, Aunt Silv– You kiss Uncle Freddie
with that mouth?"

"Ross, listen. Do you know that right
now your baby is only this big?" Joey said showing how big Ross's baby was with his fingers. "This is your baby."

".." Hi, Daddy."..." Joey said in a childlike voice as Ross laughed.

"Hello."

".."How come you don't live with Mommy?".." Joey asked as Ross's smile dropped from his face. ".."How come Mommy lives with that other lady?"..."

".."What's a lesbian?.."."

Anna smiled once she noticed Rachel step into the apartment with the company of Paolo. "Honey, you can say it. Poconos."

Paolo was obviously having trouble with some English words. Anna watched Ross roll his eyes. "Poconos. It's like " poke a nose. "

"Poke.. a..nose." Together they shared a kiss.

"Blah- blah.. blah." Anna just shook her head at the boys childish behaviour.

"Did I hear something about Poconos?" Anna walked over hugging Rachel before opening the fridge and grabbing a bottle of water.

"Yes." Rachel said with a smile on her face. "My sister's giving us her place
for the weekend."

"Ooo– First weekend together." Phoebe said looking at Rachel who was obviously very exciting for their getaway.

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