Yasuhiro: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Mukuro: Fucking Chihiro and Syo were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Komaru, watching Yasuhiro and Makoto fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Mukuro, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Komaru: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Yasuhiro: Mukuro.
Makoto: Mukuro.
Mukuro: Me.
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Yasuhiro: *falls down the stairs*
Chihiro: Are you okay?!
Mukuro: Stop falling down the stairs.
Syo: How'd the ground taste?
(I almost fell down the stairs at school once :D plus my friend somehow managed to fall up stairs)
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Yasuhiro, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Syo: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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Mukuro: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
Chihiro: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Chihiro: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Syo, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Syo: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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Mukuro: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Makoto: Not it!
Yasuhiro: Not it!
Mukuro: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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Yasuhiro: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Mukuro doesn't take me seriously enough.
Chihiro: "Sometimes"?
Syo: "Enough"?
Yasuhiro:
Syo: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.
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Makoto: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Makoto: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Yasuhiro: Uh... what's up with him?
Mukuro: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Makoto: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Chihiro, crying: It's working.
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Makoto: *is hugging Chihiro*
Mukuro: Hey! It's my turn to hug Chihiro!
Mukuro: *grabs Chihiro*
Yasuhiro: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Makoto: No, It's still my turn!
Chihiro: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Mukuro: But we need the moral support!
Makoto: And you're small! Which is cute!
Yasuhiro: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Chihiro: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
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Chihiro: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Yasuhiro: Um, murder???
Syo: Adventuring.
Mukuro: Tuesday.
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Genocider Makoto Nonsense
Short StorySo anyway I love Makoto. So I was scrolling through pictures of him, then I saw something that caught my eye. The result, this mess of a story. This book is gonna have cursing. I mean, it's Genocider Syo. *I didn't make Genocider Makoto. I was just...
