Eden hijinks

Incorrect Quotes part 3

Jenny: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Liana: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Jenny: Yes!
Luc: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Alyssa: You have to apologize to Leto
Alex: Fine.
Alex: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Luc: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Liana: Just rip the bandage off.
Luc: It's Leto.
Liana: Put the bandage back on.

Zilar: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Alyssa: Zilar no.
Alex: Mistlefoe.
Alyssa: Please stop encouraging them.

Ava: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Liana?
Liana: ... No.
Jenny: I do!
Ava: I know, Jenny.
Jenny: I'm sad!
Ava: I know, Jenny.

Ava: What did you do with Zilar's body?
Leto: What didn't I do with the body?
Ava:
Leto: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Jenny: Ava, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Ava: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Jenny: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Alyssa.

Alyssa: I know you snuck out last night, Alex.
Zilar: Play dumb!
Alex: Who's Alex?
Zilar: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Liana: I trust Leto.
Ava: You think they know what they're doing?
Liana: I wouldn't go that far.

Jenny, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Alex: You did WHAT–
Luc: William Snakespeare

Leto: What do you think Luc will do for a distraction?
Ava: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Ava: ... or they could do that.

Jenny: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Zilar: I'm a knife.
Alyssa, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Jenny: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Leto: The car takes a screenshot.
Alyssa: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Zilar: Alex and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Ava: *Sighing* What did Alex do?
Zilar: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Alex: Who wants a steering wheel?

Leto: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Alyssa does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Liana: If Alyssa were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Alyssa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Leto: You jump off a cliff!
C: Gladly. Provided Alyssa did first.

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Liana please come to the front desk?
Liana, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Luc and Jenny
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Luc and Jenny, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Liana: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Alex: Hey Alyssa,
Alyssa: Yes?
Alex: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Alyssa:
Alyssa: Where's Zilar?

Leto: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Zilar: How am I supposed to know?
Jenny: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Zilar: *sighs*
Zilar: You wouldn't be trapped.

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Ava: Um, Alex, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Alex: We need money!
Ava: You're scamming him?
Alex: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Ava: What?! No way!
Alex: Why not? We already stole Luc!
Luc: Hey guys
Ava: No, we didn't. Luc can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Luc: I wanna steal