[WARNING - CRINGE]
This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
Anyway, forget about depression and suicide because Evan's true love is back again! (We love you Jared) This time, we get the lines: "Holy shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit."
And
"The truth. Really. You're gonna go to the Murphys' house and explain that the only thing they have left of their son is some weird sex letter that you wrote to yourself?"
Alana talks about what close acquaintances she was with Connor.
Also, we love Jared looking out for his boyfriend. "You could go to jail for this, I mean, if you get caught-"
Jared gives Evan the amazing advice of: "I never said lie. Just nod, and confirm" Remember kids, it's not lying if you don't make anything up!
Evan is invited for dinner at the Murphys' house. Ensue awkwardness. Poor Evan. Evan tells them he and Connor wrote Emails, on a secret account. Also Evan says Connor pushed him because he didn't want them talking at school. The Murphys have a massive argument. Evan butts in. Dude…. Apples. Orchard. He starts singing cause… musical.
This song is kinda boring but we're ten minutes off the best song in the musical. Also Evan keeps accidentally making him and Connor sound gay. Honestly, he was making it too easy for Jared to take the Mick out of him / flirt with him, cause let's be real, Jared is flirting (how tf have I somehow linked this to Jared, it's unhealthy to love a character this much).
"His parents think you were lovers, you realise that, right?" YES JARED'S BACK! And making some fair points.
"Oh, right. One of those 'secret' email accounts. Sure. For sending pictures of your penises to each other."
Jared confesses to a couple felonies and tells Evan he'll help him forge the Emails. Also: "Fine. But you're a dick" Oh Jared, little did you know how accurate that will become… 😔
Evan's mum shows him some College scholarship essays and tells him about Connor. Evan says they'd never met to which she points out his cast. Yeah. Probably should have thought of that, Evan. He says it's a different Connor. Crisis averted… also tAcO tUeSdAy 😮😮😮
YESSSSS
TIME FOR THE BEST SONG IN THE MUSICAL! SINCERELY ME! I would just copy the whole song out, but this is supposed to be a summary. It's… a very long summary.
Also, we stan Mike Faist as well. And Will Roland's laugh is just impressive.
Jared being gay and Evan being oblivious: "There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another. In fact, some would say there's something quite beautiful…"
Seriously, Evan, dude, Jared is literally hitting on you.
The way Jared leans over Evan's shoulder… 👁️👄👁️
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Bro's asserting dominance with that stance.
"I gotta tell you life without you has been hard" "Hard?" "Has been bad" "Bad?" "Has been ROUGH" "Kinky!"
