1.01 Pilot

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Football Field - Day

[The cheerleading squad, the Cheerios, are practicing routines. They are being watched and timed by Kitty Wilde, their coach. One of the cheerleaders falls from the top of the formation.]

Kitty: You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard.

Parking Lot - Day

[Sam Evans drives in and parks his clunky car. He approaches a dumpster where a group of jocks including Austin "Auzzy" Pierce and Rafael Sylvester are surrounding Finley Hummel-Anderson.]

Sam: Making some new friends, Finley?

Auzzy: He sure is, Mr. Evans.

Sam: Hey, Rafael, you still owe me that report on que hace el verano pasado.

Rafael: What?

Sam: "What you did last summer."

Rafael: Almost halfway done with

[Sam leaves.]

Auzzy: It's hammer time!

[Auzzy and another jock pick FINLEY up.]

Finley: Please, this is from Marc Jacobs' new collection!

Rafael: Wait.

[The jocks release Finley. He takes off his jacket and hands it to Rafael.]

Rafael: Okay.

[Auzzy and the other jock toss Finley into the dumpster. Rafaelappears troubled.]

Football Field - Day

[Felicity Fabray-Hudson jumps and performs a cheerleading pose in the air.]

Hallway - Day

[Sam stands in front of a trophy display, admiring a first-place trophy that WMHS won at the 2012 National Choir Championships. Next, he looks at a plaque awarded to Finn Hudson (1994-2013) with the quote "The show must go on... all over the place... or something."]

Classroom - Day

[Sam is teaching a spanish class. Rafael is in the class.]

Sam: Como esta usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo.

Class: (repeats, bored) Como esta usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo.

Sam: Que lastima, hojala que se sienta mejor.

Class: (repeats) Que lastima...

Football Field - Day

[Male cheerleader jumps and performs a cheerleading pose in the air.]

Choir Room - Day

[Sebastian Smythe and Liam Miller are singing "Where Is Love?" from Oliver! together. Jasmine Berry-St.James is watching, upset.]

Teacher's Lounge - Day

[Sam and Mike Chang are standing around a coffee maker without a coffee pot.]

Sam: Where's the coffee pot?

Mike: Shuester got rid of it. Budget cuts. You know, I know for a fact that they are still getting hot java at Carver. We should strike.

[Kitty enters with coffee drinks.]

Kitty: Hello, boys. Who needs a pick-me-up?

Mike: Wow, lattes!

Kitty: Yeah, I am a bit of a coffee snob. Now, the key to a perfect latte, is in the temperature of the steamed milk. I like mine scalding.

[Mercedes enters.]

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