bob Velseb x reader (one shots)

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BOB X  IMMORTAL FEMALE READER
REQUESTED BY GreenBean_Lover SORRY IF THIS SUCKS =0
TW:GORE/CANNIBALISM

Your pov:hmm what to cook oh ik ik make French fries I grabbed the fries out the freezer and out them on a Trey and into the oven oh shit I need to go to the store maybe I can buy some more snacks I really do need to buy more I walked out the kitchen and put my shoes on*when she got back*i put the groceries down I checked on my fries thank god they didn't burn I turned around and felt a weird feeling in my stomach I dropped the fries from the sudden feeling then looked down it was a knife I was stabbed well shit I took out the knife and looked up to see bob no matter how many times you try to kill me it won't work and look what you did you made me drop the fries now I have to make more you better be glad I got more while I was out "sorry darlin' it just surprises me that you can't die" well neither can you you litterly got shot ran over shot again and ran over again and your still here"that's bc of the cult but your not in it so how is it"idk I was just born this way ig

Nobodys pov:he followed behind you as you got new fries and out them on a Trey and into the oven "look I'm gonna go get dressed sense my shirt has blood and a hole in it so why don't you clean up the poor fries I dropped bc of you and I'll be right back" you said walking out the kitchen and your heard a small sigh come from him you walked up the stairs and down the hallway into your room and opening the closet to find a new shirt you found one and out it on throwing the old one away you were kinda upset bc that was one of your favorite shirts but eh you can always buy a knew one you walked down stairs and didn't see bob but hey the mess was cleaned up so who cares he will have to come back sooner or later you sat on the counter scrolling through your phone you saw on the news 3 new deaths you just guessed it was bob and scrolled down to see some pictures of guts strung every where blood everywhere and there eyes out god you have e to talk to bob about not making such a huge mess and to not play with his fucking food it's weird especially sense you have to see it on the news why the fuck do they even show pictures of the victims kinda rude

Your pov:I heard a ding meaning the fries are done I also heard foot steps coming towards the kitchen look I just took these out if you stab me i-oh what's this I say looking at him holding a basket with stuff in it like candy a bear some chocolate and a note I put the fries down and grabbed the basket what's this for hun"well I felt bad for stabbing you again and also making you spill your fries "oh you didn't have to but I love it to so thanks" really? "Ofc hun it shows that you really care I say kissing him on the cheek now come on let's watch a movie " ok"*after the movie*i got dressed in some different clothing I had a black crop top a mini skirt thigh highs and high heels "you ready hun" Mhm let's fucking do this

Nobodys pov:you got out the car and walked into the ally way you stood there until another man came in "oh hello there doll" the guy said leaning on the wall next to you "who little ole me" you said back innocently "ofc who else is as pretty and hot as you what do you say we go back to my place" he said lifting up your chin"hmm I have a better idea"you said as you took out a knife stabbing him in the neck while covering his mouth "wtf" oh shit you had forgotten you had to people coming the guy took the knife and stabbed you in the heart "ow" you said taking the knife and stabbing him in the heart"doesn't fucking feel good does it bitch jeez people are rude people out here are getting stabbed and now your gonna stab me ugh"you said walking back out to the car

Your pov:ok so turns out we had some technical difficulties but there's to bodys in there I took there money and I got free weed so score your turn also don't play with your god damn food this time babe it's weird plus I have to see it on the news the next day ok"alright fine"thx ill be in the car "alright" I watched as he got out and went into the allyway I sat on my phone for who knows how long and then he came back"movies "mmm yeah movies we drive to the movies and watched some random movie that was surprisingly good I shared my popcorn with bob it was kinda romantic oh ugh ig I forgot the blood on me good thing nobody noticed*the next day*BOB! " yes"I told you not to fucking play with your food"look I was making a art piece leave me alone"ugh your gonna get us caught one day"ok and we will just get out"yeah I but still I've never once been caught and I'm not gonna let you get us caught

A/n sorry this one is stupid I can't write for shit and I really tried on this one it seems like when I try it sucks so ima just stop trying and maybe it will get better lmao 😭