Ellie: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at a store*
Ellie: Excuse me, do you have any that just say, "You are my dad"?
Staff: Well, I-
Ellie: How about, "You banged my mum"?
Staff: No...
Ellie: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Ellie: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #4
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the fourth time but people somehow actually asked for it) because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
