pickup lines 😜😜

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2:45 am


are you dixie damelios music?
because i would never play you
😉😉
therr just send him that
and thats all i got
i don't understand why you
want something more original
ITS A DAMJ PICKUP LINE
it'll either eowk or it won't
seen 2:50

did you just..
oh nah
wyf man
IM RISKINF MY SLEEO
TO HRLP UOU
seen 2:59

this is shit
asking my mom if i can
jist stau homw ijsyead of
going to padokea for
christmas
seen 3:05

don't make em
pull out yhd
goverment name

government **
seen 3:06

did you fr just...
seen 3:06

finna pull 9ut rhe
baby pictureS
fr

dawg whag

what **
seen 3:10

i
h
y
seen 3:15

aikobabyhoneysuper boogerQUIT LEAVINF ME PNSEENWHERE DID ALL YHEENTHUSIASM GOI THLUGY YOI WEREHAPPY ABOUT YHISdon't tell me you wentto sleeoit's still teoealru

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aiko
baby
honey
super booger
QUIT LEAVINF ME PN
SEEN
WHERE DID ALL YHE
ENTHUSIASM GO
I THLUGY YOI WERE
HAPPY ABOUT YHIS
don't tell me you went
to sleeo
it's still teo
ealru

aiko?
i think
you got the wrong number
and it's literally 3 in the
morning
go to sleep and leave me
alone

bitch.
wait
so this isn't aiko?
fuck
it's 3 am
and i don't even remember
the last time i actually got
more tjan 1 hour of sleep
sooooo
i might have
gotten the lady 2 digits wrong
sooo
sorry ig for
bothering you
goodnight

you don't even have
her number saved?💀💀
what kind of friend are you

STFU
she got a new
phone and shit
i have her old number
saved
i jis csnt save her new onE
since...
i rexed you
by acciden😭😭
i

t's 3 am
and i don't remember
the last time i actually got
more than 1 hour of sleep
gts then

no

then quit complaining
damn

you son of a birch

oh so you're calling
my sweet, caring, loving
mother a bitch?
what did she ever do to you?

yes
yes i am
she gave birth to
some fickung prick i can't
dtand

idek you

if you jist left me
on seen wjen i said goodnight
then maune we wouldn't be
texting rn
you've left me on seen
already
BUT NOOOO
you chose to ridicule me for
not saving my frisfd number
this is YOUT fault
not mine

bro you were the one
who rexted me first
this is more of your fault
thaj mine

YOU REPLIED?????
YOU COULD'VE GONE TO
SLEEP

YEAH???
WELL IM SORRY FOR TRYING
TO BE A GOOD PERSON AND
TELL YOU THAY YOU GOT THE
WRKNF NUMBER

MF
I WOULD'VE CAUGHT ON
i didn't need hout stupid help

you stupid son of a bitch

OH???
SO NOW YOU'RE INSULTING
MY SWEET MOTHER?

YES BC YOU INSULTED
MINE

what if my mom was dead.

is she?

no

good, ill kill her

WHATNO
LEAVE MY MOM ALONE

hmmm
ill think about it

bitch

you're pickup line
it sucked anyway

what.

are you dixie damelios music?
because id never play you
😏😏
literally bullshit

you come up with one then
BC IT IS SM UARFER
THEN IT LOOKS

no

choke on toes OMFG

i like you
go out with me

i said a pickup line
not a confession
for fucks sake

ditch the pickup lines
just ask them out

my friend's a PUSSY
she won't do that😭😭

whatever
just go to sleep
seen 4:47

mhm mhm
new book
ive had this one uploaded
for like a day
BUT didjt like the first chapter
so i took it down
and re did it rn
so yeah

when i planned this, i saif the first 10-15 chapters will be nothing but texts
so that's what it's gonna be
updates will be faster then until
they meet
which is basically when i lose
ALL motivation to write bc
i don't wanna fr write a real chapter
but yeah
new book to update while on christmas break
SOOOO
this one might get completed within christmas break
might not
idk all depends on how im feeling
will most likely update like
twice a day? idk yet

when i planned this, i saif the first 10-15 chapters will be nothing but texts so that's what it's gonna beupdates will be faster then untilthey meet which is basically when i loseALL motivation to write bci don't wanna fr write a real chapter but...

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