ʙᴀᴅᴍᴀɴ ᴀ ᴍɪ ᴛʏᴘᴇ

Bang!

Cyaa believe this mi shoulda out deh fi angle har too hate eh gyal yuh see

Likkle dog spit

"Maya"
"Maya"
"Girl yuh still deh deh"

Rass Maj still deh pon di phone

"Yeah mi deh ere girl," I respond her

"Anyways a just dat mi call yuh fah mark just reach mah go cook likkle food fi him eat," Maj says

"Consume,"mark says in the background

"Bad man no eat how much time mi fi seh dat," I hear in the distant

Tah leave it to Jamaican men to validate which and which words can be "straight" n "Yyyyy"

"No eh same ting," I hear Maj say

"No b," mark says

Hissing her teeth she grumbles something

"Anyways maya mah go cook so lata," she says

"Alright mamz," I respond laughing

"Wait before mi forget yah go shay dance lata,?" She asks with excitement

Mi rass a did tonight

"Girl mi nava memba a did tonight," I say drastically

"Watchya so a weh yuh did deh,?" Maj says

"Mah see wah can gwaan first," I reply

"Girl yuh afi come," she whines like a baby

Hmmm mi no know cya badda fi go noweh eno

But mi need fi go out longtime mi no dress up

"Alright," I say after a minute

"Yessssss," Maj exclaimed

"Lata," she says before hanging up

Putting down the phone I thought about what I'm going to wear jah know

Pressing play on my laptop skillibeng badman continues

After finishing up I took a shower and went to bed

8:30pm

Maaayyyya

Maaayyyyyaa

Muss sleep she a sleep

*Knock knock*

Jumping up I sat on the bed looking at the wall

Mayaa oh tightole maya!

If ano Maj dat supmu wrong

Yawning I got up walking towards the living room reaching the verandah I opened the lock to see Maj, Kim and nico

"Girl look how long we deh yasso a call you," nico dragged out rolling his neck

"Right," maj and kim agrees

"Swear think seh yuh dead wid do vibrata inna yuh," nico says laughing while the others join in

Laughing with them I rolled my eyes walking inside

Swear dem brite yuh see

"Know how she love eh rose toy," Kim says while the others laugh

"Swear she did a rub har clit and it ketch fyah," nico says making the laughter continue

Dem no plan fi done?

"Lawd dem a do yuh bad," my subconscious taunts

Mi know

"See mah seh," nico says taking up the rose from off my bed

Rass mi neva put it up

Maj drops to the floor laughing