you answer an craigslist ad. it read "WANTED: brave videographer needed for snuggle time!!" you thought to yourself "wtf.. am i recording snuggle time or participationing??!" it didn't matter the mystery was enough to allure you're to the meet up spot. you brought breath mints just in case. you sat patiently at the diner and ordered some macaroni to pass the time. a man sat down across from you and said "hey... i'm josef" you take you headphones out and look up from your macaroni "hmph?" the man looked at you a little longer and repeated himself "hey, i'm joesf... you must be Y/N" you look at him shocked. he assures you "i'm the guy from the ad" a wave of assurance rushes down your back. "oh yeah that's me! great place to meet, love the macaroni.." Big J look back at you after staring out the window and says "erm... yep!! let's get back to my place now, we're burning daylight!" you grab your keys and he look at you deviously 😼"oh baby" he says "you won't need to worry about that" and he pulls out his keys "save the environment" you hesitantly agree to carpool with the stranger. after a while of driving and too many left turns you arrive at a his house. his car smelt like cigarettes and pennies. you sigh leaving the car knowing you won't have to deal with it for who knows how long. when josef got out the car he ran straight down the path to the front door "race you there!" you sprinted as fast as you could and overtook J. when he reached you you ran straight into the door and started hitting it yelling "NO NO NO ITS MY RACE. MY HOME. YOU CANT DO THIS!!! WHATS THE FUCKSS 😫😫" you nervously back up from the door and pat his back... "so about those snuggle times" you said. he stopped hitting the door and started hitting on you. "oh yeah... about that... the cuddle times aren't exactly between you and me... they're between... me and... m-m-me and... peachfuzz..." you ask him who peachfuzz is... he look at you 😼. "be right back" he ran inside and can out twenty second later wearing a wolf mask and shoes. only a wolf mask and shoes. you smirk at him 😼 and you can't see his face but you know he's smirking back at you 😼. he clear your throat and say "oh... uh yeah sooo i got my camera whenever you're ready!!" he blushes under the mask and walks away with his tail between his legs 😿
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