STUPID PEOPLE SAY STUPID THINGS

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dumbass 1: who asked

Me: who asked for your opinion?

'Friend': OHHHH

dumbass 1: ok well.. who asked for you??!

'Friend': OHHHHHHH

Me: my parents. I didn't ask to be here.

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Me: no burn works against me.

'Friend': I would burn you, but my mom says I can't burn trash.

Me: I may be trash, but at least I'm flame resistent.

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-LE MAN CHILD had obtained green monkey noodle and called it a green depression worm-

friendo 2: YOU HIT ME IN MY BALLS 😭😭

Me: imagine getting hit in the baby maker lmao

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some kid: HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIG??

Me: no I'm sorry-

some kid: ITS OKAY

-skip to today :)-

some kid (again): IM NOW NOT ONLY MISSING MY WIG

me: oh god what did you lose now-?

some kid: MY HAIR

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Me: aRe YoU uSiNg tHe LoRd'S nAmE iN vEiN?11?!1!1

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dumbass 1: SUCK MY BALLS

another dumbass??! 😧: YOU SUCK MINE

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some kids at lunch: she's non-binary

Me: in my mind:  -they're talking about me being non-binary, and can't even use my pronouns right.-

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LE MAN CHILD: CHONGGLIE

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(I'm sorry I haven't been here! BBUR HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR 362 READS JESUS- also rec room and gorilla tag quotes will be here too!!)

rec room rando: LORD OF THE PANCAKES

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bestie: MOM THERES DRUGS IN MY CHEEZITS

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bestie: is everything okay at home?

Me: orphans be like:

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bestie: hlbeah

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me: ———— I THOUGHT YOU WERE RELIABLE-

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LE MAN CHILD: the ice cream truck is on drugs

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LE MAN CHILD: yo you kinda gay

Me: no u

LE MAN CHILD: yes me

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LE MAN CHILD: Bugatti

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