STUPID PEOPLE SAY STUPID THINGS

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this chapter brought to you by a notebook paper I written on in class lmao

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Me: hey what happened to your nose?

some girl: I hit my nose on a wall

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4sshole #1: ok dhar mann

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some boy: I sharted

some girl: like now-?

some boy: 2 years

some girl: like the past or future-?

some boy: 3 years in the future

me: wtf

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some girl: —— is gonna throw a tantrum lmao

4sshole #1: WAAAAAHHHH WAHHHH

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dum4ss: I have a lie detector in my shirt

Me: then take it out

some girl: why you want him to take off his shirt??

Me: I DONT EW-

some girl: beep.. beep..

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Me: are we gonna talk about how our gym teacher had us made groups of 4 and there's 28 of us and he thought he could split us into 8 evenly-??

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cookie: my dad says 'cool beans' irl thinking it'll make him funny

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dum4ss: what are you gonna do??

4sshole #1: -drags chair with him in it- time for timeout

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Me: okay so behind the scenes stands for B.T.S. And I thought it was B.T.H-

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Me: I called New Zealand a State-

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Me: pole-I-tics (politics)

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Me: no brain only borb

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Me: that's going in the quote book-

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ANOTHER girl: I'm quirky

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Me: E

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dum4ss: SHUT UP BIRD

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Me and my friends: -playing Judy-

Me: why she built like that

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friend: rain slays all day

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Emo boi: Jimothy |||

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Emo boi: Stop dying

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Emo boi: Joe bamna

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Some girl: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 72