STUPID PEOPLE SAY STUPID THINGS

Yooo??

ahhh! TYSM for the support and sh!t along with already 16 reads?? omg it's been so long since I written and this is prob gonna get more popular than the other cringe books I wrote but ty!! NOW MORE.

Friendo #1: unda da sheets-

Me: continue and I smack you with my croc again.

Friendo #1: under the she-

Me: -AGGRESSIVELY SHOVES HEAD INTO LUNCHBOX AND HITS WITH CROC- ah yes now shut tf up

(Remember kids! Crocs are great weapons!)

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Me: look what my cat did to my arm. -shows scratch-

emo boi: aww she touched you!!

Me: no she scratched me

emo boi: god d4mn it 😃

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Friendo #1: you can't cuss on school grounds.

Also him: -jumps up and says in mid air:- f-ck :)

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Me: -telling my friends how a shrek x bread fanfic got like 500k reads-

cookie: I'm so done with wattpad man- I put actual effort into my books and get 2k reads and that THING gets 500k 😭😭

Me: just make a dsmp fanfic and you'll be popular 🙄🤚

(But in all means this was a joke and my firend is still here lol)

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Me: -talking about shoving kids in dumpsters-

Teacher: -walks over- hey you guys need to stop fighting..

Emo boi, dum brother, and friendo #1: but it's a joke?

Teacher: still please stop.

Them: ok

Me: she just walked in on us talking about shoving kids in dumpsters..

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best friend: this girl in my school brought cigarettes and 'special candy' 💀💀

Me: WHAT KIND OF 'CANDY'?!

best firend: idk man 😭

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me: AVOCADOS FROM ✨MEXICO✨

my friend: 😭😭 bro-

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Me: under the sea!

friendo #1: Under the sea-

Me: -cutting him off- anxiety!

friendo #1: uh...

Me: crippling depression 😁

friendo #1: UHHH-

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-4sshole 1 and 2 talking between me-

Me: can y'all shut up?

Them: bro we can talk

Me: YOURE LITERALLY LIKE 5 SEATS AWAY

4sshole #1: it's a joke.

Me: well if it's a joke learn how to make one

My teacher: If you're throwing smack they gonna throw it right back. 👍👍

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it's me again! sorry this is shorter but imma work to get another part out by tonight if y'all r lucky and EMPIRES S2 GOT A HERMITCRAFT COLLAB POGG?? ANYWAYS ENJOY YALLS DAY AND STAY SAFE <3