annoyance prostate [johndave]

part 3

-john, get to flustered to do anything-

John: Dave what are you doing down there

Dave: I'm sucking your dick John

John: DAVE
NO
DON'T

-dave, remove Johns pants, bring his willy out of the slit in his boxers-

Dave: shit john
How do I fit this in my mouth

John: YOU DON'T
IT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR MOUTH

-dave, lick Johns taint-

-john, shiver-

-Dave, lick again, this time slower-

-john, shiver again and curl your toes-

Dave: you like that don't you john

-john, nod-

John: NO WAIT
I don't like it

Dave: sure John

-dave, suck on the side-

-john, get shakey breathed-

-dave, move up to suck just below the head-

-John, grab Dave's hair softly and shiver like a chihuahua on drugs-

-dave, make your way up to Johns head, and suck there-

-john, pull Dave's hair and moan oh so softly-

Dave: fuck john

-dave, shove John all the way into your mouth-

-dave, be muffled-

Dave: holyshit

John: DAVE
DON'T talk on it
It feels weird

Dave: good weird or bad weird?

-john, moan louder-

John: STOP TALKINNNNG davvve

-dave, shrug and bob your head-

-john, pull harder on Dave's hair, and arch your back-

-dave, go faster-

-john, moan à moan of moaning moanyness, allow precum to ooz out-

-dave, taste this precum, slide off of john-

Dave: alright john I'm going to poke you now

John: yes davve~
I mean no
Stop
Don't do it

Dave: john, you know you want this

-john, realize you ARE a homosexual-

John: davve~

Dave: good john
Now
Are you ready to feel like the universe is ticking you with unicorn fur

John: dave just do it before I change my mind

Dave: alright alright
I think I have to stretch you first
Wouldn't want to rupture you

John: does stretching hurt
It sounds painful

Dave: i don't know
I've never been bottom

-dave, take off your pants-

John: oh my GOD dave

Dave: like what you see

-john, look at the ceiling-

John: nope
this ceiling fan is pretty ugly
I should have got the my little pony one

Dave: i meant my dick

-john, mumble and speak real fast-

John: ohyeahyeahitsnicethickandlongiloveit

-dave, get all of that, ironically-

Dave: oh ok john

-dave, shove 3 fingers in johns mouth-

Dave: suck em

John: fine

-john, Suck on Dave's fingers-

Dave: good

-dave, remove your fingers-

Dave: alright so

John: so
So what

-dave, put a finger in Johns ass-

-john, squeal like the bitch you are-

John: dave
Did you just stick that in my asshole

Dave: what other hole is there

John: ear

Dave: John
Please

-dave, add 2 mote fingers and scissor john-

-John, start screaming bloody murder-

-dave, slowly pull your fingers out, and slowly replace them with your weeny-

Dave: yes john, it's my dick
Because someone needs me to tell them

John: thank you Dave I thought you put your nose up my ass

Dave: are you ready

John: I was released from my father's genitalia ready

-dave, try to thrust-

Dave: you lied
Stop squeezing my dick
You're not ready

-john, groan-

John: use lube or something

Dave: I don't have any lube John

-john, get your apple lube from a drawer-

-dave, gasp-

John: special
For you dave

Dave: john
I love you so much bro

-dave, ram into John-

-john, moan like the hentai girl from hannah montana-

-dave, hit Johns prostate-

-John, moan a sexy moan-

-dave, kiss john sweetly, but don't stpp hitting that spot-

-John, begin to rub yourself-

-dave, smack Johns hand ad take its place-

-john, after a while cum into daves hand-

-dave, lick that cum off of your hand and release your love meat fluid into john-

John: dave that was hot

Dave: i know what it is John

-dave, pull out-

Dave: 10/10 John
Would do again

John: same dave

-dirk, climb up the window-

Dirk: eh i give 8/ 10
Me and Jake have had better sounding times

Dave: bro get out

Dirk: we gotta go man

John: what is dave
Were to live
In my closet

Dave: dude wai-

Dirk: alright I'll be back next week

John: goobyby

-dirk, go back home and have jake over-

-John, Wave-

Dave: guess I'm stayin over

John: yep and the best part
Dad's out
Allllll
Week

Dave: oh really

-John, get real close to dave-

John: yes dave

-John, end this with a sloppy make out session-

[THATS IT hope you laughed and other stuff]