2 weeks later
Harry: Hola
me: WHAT U UGH YOU LITTLE SHIT
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Harry: ?????
me: YOU DNT TEXT ME BACK FOR TWO WEEKS AND 23 HOURS 21 MINUTES AND AL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS HOLA
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Harry: o sorry
Harry: hola como estas
me: goodbye hairball i'm done with your shi.t
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Harry: Well, truth is I came here for an apology.
me: wtf apologize for what you cheese face
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Harry: You see, a few weeks ago you said that a member of mines was not up to par. And, that was a very very low blow, I do expect that you did not mean it. I have given this a lot of thought and decided to give you a second chance.
me: R U KIDDING ME, YOU IGNORED ME BC I CALLED UR DI.CK LITTLE
me: HOOOO MY GOD
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Harry: So..... now would be a great time to apologize.
me: I'm only apologizing for the sake of my nudes.
me: I am sorry.
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Harry: And say that I have a big di.ck
me: ..................you have a big.............................../////EGO SUCH A HUGE EGOOO
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Harry: I hate you
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Nudes? (h.s) *WILL BE DELETED SOON*
FanfictionCOMPLETED! me: o wow nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can teat people howver u want read Harry: wtf Harry: yes I want nudes. me: fine h...