Sanzu's new job...😨

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Gang Bros 🔥🔥

Draken: BRO HOW TF DID YOU EVEN GET ON THE NEWS

Mikey: these voices in my head told me to I can't explain 😞😞

Y/N: no no you WILL explain exactly Wtf happened there

Mikey: i just like toys ☹️☹️

Y/N: PEPPA PIG SPECIFICALLY?!

Y/N: IS THAT WHY WE HAD 50 HAPPY MEALS AT OUR DOOR

Y/N: POOR COCONUT HAD TO PAY FOR THEM

Kokonoi: WHY IS MY NAME BEING COMPARED TO A COCONUT

Draken: IT LOOKS LIKE ONE MAYBE THATS WHY

Chifuyu: ngl when I first saw ur name I thought of coconuts

Kokonoi: the racism 💔💔😞😞 our society is so advanced yet people are so racist

Mikey: frfr #stopasianhate 😞😞

Baji: DIDNT YOU SPECIFICALLY PICK OUT YOUR NAME AS MICHEAL

Y/N: MICHEAL SHSHSHSS Mickey is still better tho xx

Mikey: MY NAME IS MIKEY NOT MICKEY

Emma: yah okay Mickey

Emma: baji u cant say nothin CUS you named yourself FRICKIN EDWARD

Baji: I WAS 5 OKAY ATLEAST I STILL DONT HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH PEPPA PIG FOR 15 YEARS

Mikey: ATLEAST IM PASSING MY CLASSES

Y/N: barely passing your classes*

Sanzu: HEY GUYS! IM STARTING A BUSINESS SO IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU GUYS WOULD SUPPORT ME!

Y/N: YES OFC SANZU!

Baji: I'm terrified with a hint of excitement

Chifuyu: ALL THOSE HOURS OF STUDYING REALLY PAID OF HUH 😭

Draken: Show us sanzu

Y/N: yeah I'm kind excited to see what it is

Mikey: is it something concerning I'm calling the police

Y/N: they'd be surprised to see the guy who ROBBED McDonald's called them the day after 💀

Angry: LET HIM TELL US WHAT HE IS SAYING

Y/N: oh yes yes sanzu continue on with your business

Sanzu: yes yes okay! So basically I sell candy in blind bags and you will have to get creative with it! Sometimes it's powder, sometimes it's like a blue highlighter but it doesn't highlight

Baji: what blind bags sanzu...?

Y/N: and what kind of highlighter do you eat?

Sanzu: no no! You get flavour from its like flavoured air!

Mikey: Show us a picture 🤨

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