Hello and welcome to The Life of Janet! Before I start this epic tale, I want to clear up the lore of this world. Also credit to IMP0LLA for helping me with this absolutely absurd story. Anyways, let's get to the lore!
1: What are the characters?
This story takes place in the poop society, a secret world that lives in the sewers. The characters are poop. Yep. Poop. They do not have legs, but they do have stubby arms. These arms can also be retracted into their bodies, so that they have no limbs. Other than the fact that they are literal sentient turds, they are like most people.
2: How advanced is this poop society?
This society is very advanced, and they have most of the technologies from the modern day. They have phones, cars, and modern healthcare. This story also takes place in modern day.
3: How do poops reproduce?
To reproduce, poops must find another poop. They cannot reproduce asexually. Once there are two poops (any more wouldn't work), they each take a tiny piece of themselves off (about the size of a pea). Poops do feel pain, but, to them, this pain is comparable to getting pricked but a needle. It hurts, but overall it it inconsequential. The two poops then take the two bits of themselves and roll them together to create a ball. Then they have to get out their poopports, the poop version of passports, and they go to the surface. They then find a person that is able to receive their seed. Then, usually when the person is asleep, they take the ball of poop that they have formed and shove it up the person's anus, into the rectum. Then that ball of poop incubates inside of the rectum for nine weeks. Note that not all feces that humans excrete is alive, only those prepared with this special method. Once the nine weeks have passed, the human poops out the new baby poop, and the parents get their bundle of joy. Because of this, poops have no reproductive organs.
4: What is the lifespan of the average poop?
In poop years, poops generally live to 85. In human years, however, this is only about 28 years. This is because every human year is about three poop years.
5: How do poops even live in the sewers?
When poops are pooped, they descend into the sewers. If they are sentient, they remain on the top layer, which is completely dry. If they are inanimate, they will descend to the bottom layer, which has the water and dampness of a traditional sewer. The poops also have specialized eyes which make the darkness of the sewers seem like a normal, sunny day.
6: Can poops eat, and if so, can they... poop?
Poops can and do eat, but it is not out of necessity. Poops cannot poop because poops absorb all of the food and have no waste products.
7: How do animals work in the sewers?
The animals in this world are also made out of poop. The poop animals are made out of the poop of the animal that they are. Poop animals cannot reproduce. This is because about 80% of all poop that ALL animals (besides like fish ig) poop become sentient, no matter what. That 80% seeps into the ground and into the sewers.
8: Do poops wear clothes?
They do not wear clothes, but they are known to wear jewelry such as earrings, necklaces, and bracelets. There are no rings because they do not have fingers, just nubs. They also wear makeup and hair accessories.
9: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A "J" NAME
why not
If you have any more questions about the lore, I'd be happy to add the answer to this! On with the story!
